Kim McMann

@VincentCrypt46 #lakehuron #michigan

The 10 steps of becoming a Bitcoiner: 1. Buy $200 worth because “it might be a good hedge.” 2. Watch it go up 11%, immediately develop a messiah complex, and start calculating what your portfolio will be worth when Bitcoin hits $13 million by Christmas. 3. Watch it drop 22% in two days, stare at the wall in total silence, and tell yourself you’re “thinking in four-year time horizons” while your stomach is falling through your ass. 4. Start pirating Austrian economics PDFs to read while you eat your Scooby Doo Kraft Mac & Cheese. 5. Begin saying phrases like “sound money,” “Cantillon effects,” and “monetary premium” to people who were simply trying to enjoy a burger in peace. You are totally not autistic AT ALL by this point. 6. Realize every purchase now has a shadow price in sats. That burrito isn’t $14.
That’s 11,000 sats, you absolute animal. 7. Develop a completely normal habit of checking the Bitcoin price at 3:17 AM with one eye open like a divorced Civil War general waiting for updates from the front. 8. Become physically incapable of hearing the phrase “diversified portfolio” without smirking like a schizophrenic medieval peasant who buried the king’s gold under his floorboards. 9. Lose the ability to talk to normies entirely because they’re excited about a 4.3% savings account while you’re internally screaming that the money is made of theatrical fog and central bank dementia. 10. Arrive at the final form: calm, dead-eyed, spiritually detached from the matrix, and weirdly comfortable knowing that everyone will call you insane right up until the exact moment they call you lucky. That’s the Bitcoiner journey.

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