mayonnaise

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mayonnaise

@mddubbs3

asu hater.

Katılım Aralık 2015

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mayonnaise@mddubbs3·11 Şub

im sick to my stomach.

flop nepo baby@altmilkshorty

how many of u are getting a gay degree (humanities or social sciences)

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mayonnaise@mddubbs3·12h

@dourlybelieve @officiallyfired x.com/noahprobz/stat…

NOAH // BLM //@noahprobz

@officiallyfired Men are too pussy to ask a woman for a phone number so they steal it from their employer and then get other men to whine on their behalf online without a lick of irony or self awareness. Truly amazing to witness

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Some morons goon alt@dourlybelieve·22h

@officiallyfired why the fuck are all you retarded foids caught up on YOU CAN'T GET MY NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when it was a super common thing for like 50 years to just look up somebody's number in the phone book and call them? Not being able to is a super recent phenomenon

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Mia@officiallyfired·1d

Why do men always pretend like it's their first day on Earth. You were never allowed to take someone's number from a company database and text them to the side. Why are we mentally regressing into stupidity . It's cool though, keep getting fired over stupid shit then lol

Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen

I want everyone condemning the guy to spell out exactly when and how it is OK for men to ask women out. I guarantee a lot of you have an implicit "only swiping apps" rule and don't even know it because the other avenues all closed piecemeal.

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mayonnaise@mddubbs3·1d

@LowEffortGains @N3DZoot @_unfurling_ 0/10 ragebait

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LowEffortWins@LowEffortGains·1d

@N3DZoot @_unfurling_ Andy actually has a dad who cares enough to go down for his Little niglet cyrus only animals for parents

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🌹🌹@_unfurling_·3d

they are tearing rick chow and his son andy up on reddit rn. they are frying andy after his shitty performance on the stand

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howdy bitch@looksalotlikeme·2d

I heard a24 got the rights to squidward’s suicide

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Pop Base@PopBase·16 Mar

‘Weapons’ has won all of its Oscar nominations. #Oscars

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Zeeti@DJZeeti·7 Mar

Niggas was saying “I don’t do politics” during the election .. well you about to do this $5 gas and a war with no end in sight

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wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·23 Şub

Sooooo it turns out Punch the monkey has a history of being creepy to women online 😬

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meg@wahoooopunch·21 Şub

i used to compete with alysa liu and after she won gold i found my mom talkin shit about me in the family GC 💀💀💀

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wendell sandico@wendellsandico·16 Şub

why do they look like they’re celebrating their first valentines with homemade pasta

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JAXIE@jaxajueny·16 Şub

Liberal… Liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal liberal, liberal Happy fun, la, la, la Human smuggling, fentanyl deaths …forced government euthanasia

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polly@polyfraggrenade·12 Şub

Liberal‼️ 🎵liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, Liberal Liberal🎵 🌈Happy fun! La la la! 😁😁🌈🌈 ⭐️⭐️Human smuggling, Fentanyl deaths!⭐️⭐️ ... ✨✨Forced government euthanasia!! ✨✨

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magnolia iv@nedstcnnis·12 Şub

my whole tl is the alex jones liberal liberal liberal video

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Bradley Stern@MuuMuse·9 Şub

It is genuinely SO funny that Ga got a moment in an otherwise all-Latin performance just because Benito is a Little Monster and wanted to queen out a bit with his queen. Like…I get it.