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@mdm_D_

Lover of Nature|, Fiction. |Anti-Misogyny| Actuary| Data analyst

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ekim 2012
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@onjolo_kenya Index declined or improved. There was an improvement in the NPS.
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya·
Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day. 😂
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@Stv_T_ @wambuiMwangay @_nyenjeri @AmbrosMr_ Be kind and have situational awareness. The guy was with the kids and she probably trusted him. Kitambo, women were taught to live for their families and technology wasn't as advanced as this, where we can now invest easily and send money freely.
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@wambuiMwangay @_nyenjeri @AmbrosMr_ Hii ni excuse tu, hio channel alikua anatumia kutumia mzee pesa, she could also have used it to keep the money she wanted to save
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Quantum@AmbrosMr_·
Uweeh, wazazi sometimes ndio huvuta msee nyuma☠️☠️.
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moses kariuki@moseskariuki·
@baroswahjr Instead of Complaining where other visionary parents came up with strategies to boost results, why not take our children to those schools charging no extra....and just talk to teachers to work harder and post similar results.
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Let's visit MARYHILL GIRLS, Term 1 school fees is Kshs 33,610 Term 2 school fees is Kshs 19,847 Term 3 school fees is Kshs 15,097 Total per year is Kshs 68,554. Easy. Right? Let's go to EXTRA LEVIES. Extras: 1. School Motivation - Kshs 7,000 per term. That makes it Kshs 21,000 per year. For some classes it's Kshs 5,500 x 3 which is Kshs 16,500 2. Class motivation - Kshs 3,000 per term. This totals Kshs 9,000 per year. 3. Development - Kshs 20,000 per year 4. Enhancement program - Kshs 7,000 per year 5. KFC - Kshs 1000. You ask what is KFC? The parents visit the school once every term. This day the school buys KFC chicken for the girls at a cost of Kshs 1,000 per term. In a year it's Kshs 3,000. Total Extra Levies is Kshs 69,000 Total amount to keep your daughter at MARYHILL GIRLS is Kshs 69,000 + Kshs 68,554. It Totals Kshs 137,554 And here they don't joke. There is no room for negotiation. No diplomacy. As early as Term 1 on induction day, you are told utafute shule ingine mapema kama umeskia huwezani. Here, parents talk in hushed tones.
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@deliver53390232 @MusahGMT Dem ata akiwapea day 1 mnasemanga ni malaya. Mbona unaitana date ukiexpect sex? Si mjuane ata ? Mtaambukizwa maugonjwa huku nje juu ya ujinga. Kama unataka mechi sana, hio bill peleka koinange st na utashughulikiwa bila issues.
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Noah@deliver53390232·
@mdm_D_ @MusahGMT 😂😂just tell someone humpei ndio ukikam akae akijua ...I think that's what he means
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@iTweet254 @MusahGMT Many things could have happened. Jamaa anaweza kuwa anamwumiza, u could be smelly, ur bed could be terrible etc. Don't hv sex with someone not feeling it bana. No means No.
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iTweet254⃠@iTweet254·
@mdm_D_ @MusahGMT Dem alikuja si alisema tunakulana, sasa mbona awithdraw consent mid mechi pia Mimi nikisema nitalipa bills na mid meal niseme sitalipa si it's the same thing
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@themayor_ke Woman should be in prison for attempted murder.
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The Mayor@themayor_ke·
Another simp on the list is this police officer by the name Dan Matakaya. His wife poured acid on his face while he was asleep. He tried to run for water, but the wife had poured water on the floor and connected it with live electricity. On top of the acid burns, he was badly electrocuted. He was rushed to hospital by neighbors, underwent treatment for a long time, and received more than 20 surgeries on his head and neck. The neck and hands had stiffened, but doctors had to graft fresh skin from other parts of his body to the destroyed areas. He lost his eyesight in the process. In a rather bizarre move, after he healed, he went back to his wife, and they are now living together happily. What would have done in this situation?
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The_Great_Kapten@kapten52235·
@Maryian96 Mnapenda kuweka standards haziko bana, Kamene literally said Dj Bonnez was afraid of losing her, he couldn't see her in that condition. Add to that, he had gone through a similar ordeal, made it even more painful for him. Nyinyi mustache maneno yenu
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Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
In this case alI I can say is that when choosing a partner, first ask God for someone who is kind. For three months, Kamene was unwell and even admitted in the ICU, but her husband never showed up at the hospital. Instead, he was asking her for money to buy tokens and go drinking with his friends…meeehn, who does that? 💔 He abandoned her at the hour of need! This life though, people will avoid you at your lowest. People you never imagined would abandon you, people you thought would always stay. I mean, those who only show interest when you’re okay, ukipatwa tu na shida hivi they coil their tails and start avoiding you 😭. They only want you around when they can benefit from you.💔💔
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Makaveli@BeastofJuja·
@KeKirwa Unasema African society meanwhile what you described to be happening in Nandi is not applicable to all other kalenjin sub-tribes. Hiyo ni mambo ya wanandi pekee and Kenya has over 40 tribes.
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MOSET@KeKirwa·
Reading the comments, I realised that most people do not understand the concept of same-sex families in traditional African societies. In the Nandi community, if a woman was unable to bear children, she was allowed to marry another woman. A man would then be chosen to sire children on her behalf. These women could even marry multiple wives and were highly respected members of society. Same sex family is very different from same sex marriage.
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya

Justice Katwa Kigen: The Constitution prohibits same-sex marriage. However, it inherently acknowledges that you can have a family of same sex.

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@KeKirwa Kipsigis too. We had them.
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@Mnyika_1 Really? Please leave her alone.
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MNYIKA@Mnyika_1·
Nikita Kering one of the most beautiful Kalenjin song writer and artist has been in the music industry long enough but men have failed to wife her. With that body , shape , pretty face and her smile what's the problem she's unable to find true love.
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DCI MERU@KaberiaCommoner·
Full cost of building a 3 bedroom bungalow in Kenya is Ksh 400,000 only. Usiibiwe.
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@Web3flux Statistics say otherwise but its okay.
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Allano🍉@Web3flux·
Unajua what I have come to notice in the few months I have been working in Westlands is that women are dominating these corporate jobs. Jioni ukiingia matatu 70% are women with 30% being office boyfriends. Where is our boychild wadau? Ni men empowering women ndio shida ama niaje?
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@ClintonObonyo I thought that was funny. Where are they mad?
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Kingpin of Kenya@ClintonObonyo·
eulogy... i guess her family was mad at her she was in her 50s with no kids,
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Matako Nyeusi@MatakoNyeusi·
@mdm_D_ @ItsGregy_ I know of 3 cases yenye the wives time walianza kuoutearn mzee waliona as if nothing he says will ever matter. Mmoja aliwachwa, mwingine akacheat and left the man and the other biz ilifail saa hii amerudi home hazi hayuko idhaa yake hata kidogo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boys alifungulia wife wake biz, ikapick fiti, ikaanza kuingiza doo fiti alafu dem akaanza madharau now that anaingiza doo mob kuliko mzee😂😂jamaa alituma wezi wakapora shop sahii dem ako home amehumble mbaya .
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@_Nyamburaaaaaa Njugush should have fasted and prayed for his marriage 😂😂😂. Its is nature to cheat.
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