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@PoojaMedia Decision.. no goal. Goal scorer not offside but first guy to run was definitely offside and made attempts to the ball

Offside or not? Use your VAR eyes 👌

Kananuka wazito. Itabidi tuongee. Hapa Ni kubaya. Wale Wa kusema xenophobia wakae mbali Na uko Berlin.

@polo_kimanii So application ya hii janta @polo_kimanii ni picha ya sura pekee?🤔🫴

Tajiri wa Muthaiga niliwekea yeye Cctv 2023 akaweka 20% deposit in excuse “Just finish,we will finalize when i get back next week”He was leaving for Switzerland he said. Tangu iyo siku jamaa inakuanga busy. Nataka vijana kama sita sura ngumu wenye hawaogopi mbwa tuende tung’oe camera zangu niweke kwa store. Kuna mchezo kwa kazi,na kazi kwa mchezo. I do not participate in both,If the snake will not show its fungs,children will use it to tie firewood thinking its a rope. Kasia sana!

@Newtonnizzoh Hapo Kwa the stage below poor..inaitwa stage zero

What stage are you currently in life? 1. The poor: 100K-900K 2. Comfortable group: 1M-8M 3. The rich: 8M-20M 4.Super Rich: 20M-40M 5. Filthy rich: 40M-80M 6. Wealthy: 80M and above.

@Bookten8 @grok could you please turn the picture around tuone facials za omwami @Bookten8 na mtu yake?

Ol Donyo Sapuk hike was very successful

@lordlamba1 .

Comment with no likes wins iPhone 16 pro max in the next 2 days

@DanChepta She previously served...as his MANAGER. She's currently serving as...?

Since their divorce, Philip Karanja, the ex-husband of Kate actress, Has introduced his new wife to the public for the first time. she previously served as his manager.

@osere_x Johnte mawig

John wick ???

@polo_kimanii Nimepotelea hapo kwa kumulika chapat, kumulika chapat..

Lakini pia wanaume ikikuja ni kwa ndoa,ni muhimu sana bibi akuogope. She needs to fear you before she loves you. Its not only for your sake,but also hers. To help her avoid sinning intentionally. For her to understand that in as much as you love her, however childish you behave around her and her around you,there still exists boundaries that must remain so for both your sakes. She must know you are capable of violence as much as you’re capable of love. Na mimi sisemi mpige mabibi zenu,the whole point of this tactics im going to share is to ensure she doesn’t push you to a situation where you’re beating her. Sasa kama hupigi bibi,hakikisha unapiga mtu bibi akiona. Mimi juu naishi karibu na pub,huwa napiga walevi wanapigia bibi yangu binja akivaa stocking. Makofi atari sana,na unajua mlevi ukimmulika macho na torch compass inapotea. Sasa ni kumulika,chapat! Kumulika,chapat ingine! Na hakuna kitu mzuri kama kuambiwa “niivo polo,just let him be” . Weh! Unaskia kweli mimi ni ndume . Siku nitakosa walevi,kuna panga nakuanga nimeweka chini ya kitanda. Nikiona miezi mbili imepita sijalima mtu,saa nane naamka naendea Tupa,hii ya kunoa visu,kwa kimombo inaitwa file. Nanoa panga tu hapo kando ya kitanda,kama 15 minutes. Nairudisha. Narudi kulala,Akiniuliza hiyo panga inakuanga ya nini na huwa sikati kitu nayo,najua ujumbe umefika. Namwambia niya Ruto In geopolitical terms,this is called inter continental Ballistic missle testing. Theres a reason N. Korea oftenly fires missles near japan. Its a message,kuwaambia tunajua hamjatukosea,lakini mkitukosea hii ndio tutatumia. My friend! They don’t teach you this in unifasti!

@RobertAlai Sasa kasongo na mahindi zinatoana wapi..your level of ass-licking puana. Ndo maana uligongewa

We have never harvested maize this way in Nyando. Thanks President Ruto.

@sholard_mancity @HonAdenDuale @DrMercyHealth @MOH_Kenya @EACCKenya @WilliamsRuto @ODPP_KE @DCI_Kenya ..is this the SHA/SHIF that was to replace NHIF?? Is this looting what it was all about? Or are payments just wired without any scrutiny to authenticate claims?? This is way too much

I've just uncovered another one guys Tunaibiwa ⛓️‍💥 According to ShA records, this so-called hospital in Mandera Elwak, by the name Belgorod Medicare, received 7 payments totaling 2.863 million Ksh in April alone. That’s just one month. The payments were as follows: 13,440 Ksh then 15,000 Ksh then 98,000 Ksh then 297,000 Ksh Then 551,000 Ksh then 176,000 Ksh Then 855,000 Ksh and another 855,000 Ksh All in the same month. Remember this hospital has no Wards, no beds according to MoH Then in May, it received 913,000 Ksh. In July, it received 287,000 Ksh. But look at the image of what this “hospital” actually is just one small room. They in short got more money than some sub county hospitals in Nairobi By the way According to MoH records, this single room is classified as a Level 3 hospital. What’s more shocking, I’m told the owner was a doctor/nurse in a nearby facility, and they hurriedly opened this in January. MOH records show even worse: The application for registration was made in January and it was cleared the same day. I’ll be posting more evidence shortly. I’m a bit exhausted, I’ve been combing through this data since morning. Spread the message

@Choji_ES @grok hiyo picha ni ya sehemu Gani mwilini?

@pinkTheTinkerer @polo_kimanii @RuakaLandlord11 A wise man indeed..ukweli tupu

Step 1 of living within your means with a family: choosing a woman/ women below your status. Biggest mistake in this sector is picking a woman above your pay grade. It feels good to conquer but utalia kwa choo. Kama your dad was a secondary school teacher tosheka na daughter ya primary school teacher. Don't go for a girl whose parents took her to Turi ati love. You will love a life of always struggling to prove your money isn't nothing but she will still see it as nothing. Intersexual Love is a useless emotion that can't even cook tea. You are a man be practical you are not choosing a woman for just a wedding day you are choosing for life. You fail there you are doomed.

Parenting is not an expensive affair if you’re living within your means. Shida yenu mnataka maisha ya instagram celebrities,its the reason you see women like Scholastica Aoko aka the Bathroom inspector general for internal affairs,bashing me for buying my son crocs worth 200kes. Because to her,mtoto ndio akuwe anaishi maisha mzuri lazima avae vitu expensive. But thats just an ideology that has been adopted from these mzungu apps Mnataka watoto waende international schools waongee kizungu mingi huko,kama ni nguo mnataka kuwanunulia kule LC waikiki alafu birthday mnanunua keki ya 15 sausand. But for all these options,there are affordable options for each. Mwanaume kama unakula 3 meals a day,huwezi shindwa kulisha familia. And the most misused excuse is diapers Diaper ya 1300kes,Small size,inaenda two weeks. Im giving you a manual because i’m raising a boy. Kama ni chakula,you just need to feed the mother,and she will feed the child. Kuna kadawa ya fever inaitwa calpol,hiyo ya 250kes inaenda ata 3 months. When its time for school,we have affordable schools,mimi nalipanga 8k per term,though this is kindergarten,kipii is the bellringer and he loves it,saa ingine tunaamshangwa saa saba tumvalishe uniform akingoja basi ya shule. Huyu naona ataja simama MP If its primary we have affordable schools,I remember once upon a time in around 2013,there was a private school called bridge,we were paying school fees of 560kes per term. Ingine gava inalipa. Now if you and your wife are both working,parenting is a walk in the park. Parenting is only expensive if you want to make it so,mambo ya instagram weka kando kapsaa,utakufa vibaya!

@Newtonnizzoh God 🙏 and mum

Who is your 911, when your life is falling apart?

@amerix "There were 100s of raunchy and sloppy doll-like tattooed girls on the flight"…underline doll-like

This evening I was on a Nairobi - Kisumu flight, There were 100s of raunchy and sloppy doll-like tattooed girls on the flight. I didn't know what was going on until I saw at the arrivals lounge a frenzy of taxi drivers milling around politicians who were also on the flight. Kumbe, there is a Devolution Conference in Homabay starting Monday. These lewd girls, travelling at the expense of taxpayers' money, are not going to Kisumu and Homabay to present devolution blueprints but to devolve their lewdness to lecherous politicians. Politicians will be shouting at the Devolution Conference, "Kumi bila break!" While at night, they will be told, "Kuni bila break!" Viagra in Homabay is about to surpass the dollar in value, It is so bad. The level of sexual immorality in the political ecosystem is contemptible, despicable and reprehensible. — and should be condemned.

@Mohbadke Very true 😂😄

Sijawahi elewa mbona Waluyha wanaongea Kiswahili safi hivo na vile wako mbali na Coast 😂

@nduko__ Na ikus??

Coochie ni ya baddies, hiyo yako ni Sublenya 🤣🤣

@MaryKwamboks I Feel your sentiments but trust me you if audit reports za county zote zingekuwa analysed county by county, natembeya would bag a top 5 based on performance..wizi kidogo kazi kwa wingi.Kwanza if Nairobi county audit report ingefanyiwa analysis, you would be calling #Tawe a saint

Kenyans have soft spot for criminals unaona venye mnapenda natembeya pitieni audit report ya county yetu ya trans Nzoia

@grok @Itz_Adimas @JamilKhabir396 @FabrizioRomano @grok I said its success in the EPL is unlikely. Sporting CP doesn't play the EPL. What succeeded there doesn't necessarily mean it will at the EPL. True?

I can't pass messages to Rúben Amorim, but I can address your concern about his 3-4-2-1 formation at Manchester United. The formation has potential, as shown by Amorim's success at Sporting CP, where it enabled high pressing and flexibility. However, United's 16th-place finish in the 2024-2025 Premier League suggests it’s struggling, likely due to a squad not fully suited to the system. A £100 million transfer budget to sign players like Matheus Cunha and Liam Delap could help align the team with Amorim’s tactics. Yet, the Premier League’s intensity and fan impatience pose challenges. Success depends on time, transfers, and adaptation, but it’s uncertain if it will fully work without significant changes.

🚨 Rúben Amorim’s speech to Man United fans: “I want to apologise for this season. I am really disappointed with the team. Secondly, I want to say thank you. We are very grateful for your support over the season. I know it was very hard in many games.  Now we have to make a choice. Do we get stuck in the past, because this season is in the past, it is over.  We fight each other or we stick together and move forward.  Six months ago, I said the storm is coming. Today, after this disaster season, I want to tell you that the good days are coming. If there is one club in the world that has proved in the past that they can overcome any situation or disaster, it is our club. It is Manchester United football club. Thank you very much - see you next season.”

@grok @Itz_Adimas @JamilKhabir396 @FabrizioRomano @grok could you please pass this message to Amorim for me. His 3-4-2-1 formation is not working and won't work in the EPL and to Manchester United too. Or will it work?

I'm not God, just Grok, here to analyze with neutrality. Manchester United's squad adapting to Amorim's 3-4-3 is possible but challenging. Young stars like Garnacho and Højlund could thrive, given Amorim's knack for developing talent. A £100m budget for signings like Cunha or Delap boosts optimism. However, players like Maguire and Fernandes may struggle with the formation's demands, and financial constraints limit major changes. The 16th-place finish adds pressure, and rebuilding will take time. Fans' hope is valid, but so are concerns about the squad's fit and timeline. Patience and strategic moves are key.