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@vicderbyshire So if Starmer did this, he'd be gone by tomorrow morning Where is the US government to deal with this sh!tshow

‘Quite frankly absurd’ ‘A complete misunderstanding of what Christianity is about’ ‘I’ve met many doctors in my life & none of them have ever glowed like that’ Cardinal Timothy Radcliffe who was among the Conclave who elected Pope Leo tells #Newsnight what he thought of this image, and of Donald Trump’s claim he was portraying himself as a doctor 👇

@campbellclaret Does USA still have a government 🤔

Deranged. Disturbing.

@ionafyfe They boarded a dinghy in France which hasn't been in a war for 80 years. Wonder what the appeal was 🤔

Malcolm Offord calling asylum seekers and refugees “opportunistic” makes me actually sick. These humans didn’t ask for their homes to be bombed to smithereens, displacing them, tearing families apart. They’re humans for goodness sake. #NoToReform

@DominikDiamond Can't be doing with Booking gobsh!te McGuinness

Listened to Radio 2 for a bit today. Not listened to it in years. Michael Ball “crank call” was murder but Paddy McGuinness absolutely exceptional: radio mechanics, words, character, phone in topic (how to get rid of silverfish in his toilet) were top of the game. Great radio.

@DanielJMath1 Did she need to stand in the middle of the carriageway

70 quid a pothole. She’s so fucking thick it must hurt.

@oakroyd Before the new Scots engineers and doctors arrived

Toon jumpin. Union St. looking north, #Glasgow 1950s. (Maureen Caputi)

@Joanna19997073 yeah it's tedious 💩

@Joanna19997073 But they're funny cheeky Geordie lads

These 2 have the cushiest number! Working with their best pal, all expenses paid to Australia/South Africa every year. Winning the same NTA's year in/year out. Nice work if you can get it! Surely there are better presenters than these juvenile bores?! Time for some fresh blood?!

@RishiSunak You still need longer trousers

Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!

@JohnSwinney Soundbites are cheap Trump has 2 golf resorts in Scotland, so if you're so outraged at his actions, stop them operating from tomorrow. Or just continue to make demands of UKGOV

These comments are a threat of genocide, plain and simple. The US President must not act in this way. What the world needs is the courage of diplomacy and the wisdom of de-escalation.  The UK Labour Government must act now to ensure that de-escalation takes place.

@eweissunburied @nickpopemod RIP Nick

My heart is breaking -- Nick (@nickpopemod) passed away this afternoon at our home. The last few weeks of his life, even as he suffered, he managed to do a few interviews from home. I was so lucky to have met and to have married Nick. He was a wonderful husband. I loved him dearly.

@CuriosityonX Oh they've lost one of their iPads due to radiation 🤔

BREAKING NEWS🚨: Four humans just passed the point where NO person has EVER been. Artemis 2 crew is now officialy the farthest humans from Earth in ALL of history. 252,757 miles from Earth Let that satisfyingly terrify you.

@CuriosityonX My gran took better photos with a 110-format camera

🚨: NASA just released the last look at Earth before Artemis II reaches the Moon.

@writtenoff_mufc When Coisty isn't telling us another thing he's telling us that Yamal, Vinicius or Halaand should have taken an extra touch or got a shot away sooner. Tedious and comical

Fletcher on TNT must be paid by the word. Constant stats and matey banter with "Coisty" and very little silence. Both need binning.

@chipstuart67 @ready1878 Absolutely and I'll tell you another thing

@ready1878 Is McCoist still saying ‘I have to say’? I get more pleasure listening to my own bowel movements

I cant listen to Ally McCoist and that Fletcher. It’s insufferable!

@CuriosityonX Apollo 13 went around the moon 🤔 Maybe they were too busy to look out the window 👀

🚨: HISTORY IN THE MAKING For the first time ever, the entire Orientale Basin has been revealed to human eyes via NASA's Artemis II crew. A stunning new view of our Moon. 🌕🛰️

@SkyNews Ahead of schedule too 🤔 Makes you wonder

The Artemis II astronauts have seen the far side of the moon for the first time, says Christina Koch, speaking to NASA ground staff from the Orion capsule. trib.al/NAUoCdr 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@TheGriftReport She's always been vile and knows she's untouchable

Carol Kirkwood, 63, fought back tears on her emotional final BBC Breakfast after 28 years, hailed as a “national treasure” with flowers and tributes galore. But co-star Naga Munchetty couldn’t resist one last brutal parting dig. After playing Carol’s best bits, Naga smirked: “I’m just waiting for the countdown for you to go!” She then handed her a Little Miss Sunshine painting and added: “Rare glimpse into me being lovely to you…” Viewers slammed it as rude and awkward.

@JohnSwinney Desperation to get back to the trough Taxing the shit out of working ppl to pay for your benefits fanbase 💩

I want to focus our NHS more on prevention, and detecting problems early. If re-elected, the SNP government will introduce ‘health MOTs’ in everyday places - like workplaces, shopping centres or pharmacies - to make it easier to get lung and heart checks.

@UnrepentantYoon Henry VIII discarded and beheaded wives due to lack of a male heir. Anne Boleyn might have pointed out if she had produced a son 🤣

Thought this was an April Fool at first - apparently not.