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@mechtroid
Puzzle addict, code monkey, jack of all trades, master of pun. Steam: mechtroid | ReservedListDelendaEst | PM died for this | No priv | Icon by @yonztruly
Bellevue, WA Katılım Nisan 2009
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@somewhatrosy @vampirecoffee CONGRATS TO THE VICTOR, THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS.
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@reniformpulse Your reward was a free win for the Jays on sunday.
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@reniformpulse Mariners never make it into the playoffs, so they have to make up for it by playing extra baseball every time they're there.
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@mechtroid saw a tweet earlier that went something along the lines of "win or lose, the mariners play the exact same game every night" and this is most morbidly funny example of that in real-time. they're really gearing up for the 15th now
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@vampirecoffee Same mood: x.com/DiscordantTale…
Tales From Discord@DiscordantTales
Cole: The kitchen smells like fireworks; don't worry about it. Mira: Why? C: There was this week old Taco Bell. Mira: Which you threw away. Cole: No, the Other week old taco bell. Mira: Which you threw away right? Cole: No I heated it up in the microwave. Mira: I see 1/2
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@vampirecoffee I miss blaseball, skye. I miss it so much.
I bet Jon Bois is having fun.
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disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it
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@vampirecoffee I'm going the opposite direction. I'm learning COBOL. There'll only be like 20 jobs, but they'll all desperately need me.
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@vampirecoffee Ah, I think that difference I instead used the shoes in the hammocks.
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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@sugoishiba Yeah, the East Coast server is borked. Why that affects me on the other side of the country, I don't know.
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Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"
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@ZeroSumNun I feel you. Got yelled at AND probably stained my favorite sweatshirt today.
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@pidgezero_one I still have one of those two metal puzzle bands bookmarked just in case I have the opportunity. Love the idea of a ring you can fidget with when you're bored.
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Spent most of my adult life thinking I'd never get married, let alone to my best friend, and now here I am having to give some serious thought about what I want my engagement ring to look like for when he's ready to get one
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@kyleboreing Hey, out of the blue, but one of your articles back in 2020 mentioned "dropping" an album originated with the newspaper industry. I'm researching the history of the term and I haven't been able to find this connection anywhere else. Do you know where you learned it?
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Scientists have successfully cloned Elvis. Despite not using actual Elvis DNA, he looks and acts exactly like how Elvis probably did. From a phenotypical perspective, they're the same person.
TIME@TIME
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54
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