pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 (Car Downloader)

@a_______2___1 @cometokwangya @trspge Thing is people will do that thinking they're closer to the other person than they actually are and just come off as extremely annoying instead. But will have a full-blown self esteem crisis if you tell them they're annoying

@cometokwangya @trspge What do you think the word “playfully” means? Let’s not act like friends teasing each other is some unheard of thing.

if we aren’t close and you try to do playful meanness with me i will shut it down in a way that humiliates you so profoundly you will never do it again. with anybody

@eggyolkery @MidClsScrounger @KindaSortaMaebe Boomers seem to only fall into 1 of 2 extremes, either they will do your best to respect you in exactly the ways you've explained to a tee, or they will completely deny that they should have to at all and do the opposite of what's right

@MidClsScrounger @KindaSortaMaebe babe boomers are like the worst for this lol

Last week I was at a work conference party speaking with old colleagues I hadn't seen since coming out. It took them an hour to realize who I used to be, then immediately the cis girl in the circle was like "Wait what was your name then?" I just looked at her and said "no. 😒"

@Tracey_YYC @frankcain088 @markhmasters @BarDown Frank Cain is only to be referred to by Frank Cain and no other words

@frankcain088 @markhmasters @BarDown Why are you so bothered by pronouns? Have you never learned yours?

Joseph Woll wins the Leafs “Simon Says” competition Tough ending for Nick Robertson @BarDown

if an official mlb account called me jobless i think i’d never come online again

bro 😭😭😭😭😭

@Gerty2000vlts @Longswordwife sybau

@Longswordwife There’s such a huge difference between equal rights, =right to get married, not be fired, etc And preferential treatment = men free to enter women’s spaces, cheat in our sports, destroy our language, to attack LGB and indoctrinate children. You are not alike #LGBwithouttheT

Meanwhile anyone who was around before Obergfell remembers “what are we supposed to do, just let them hold hands in public? Do we have to allow them in our businesses? What’s next, are people gonna marry their dogs???”

@clara_de_lemon @TroonPlanet @aletheia327 this is what no real hobbies and no real problems does to a mf

@TroonPlanet @aletheia327 Do you really have no other hobbies?

My hot take is that straight people compulsively date each other even while experiencing zero actual attraction in order to pick up that social privilege and if they're lucky, develop feelings later, and that's why they don't recognize that demisexuality is something different.

@aletheia327 @TroonPlanet i can't think of a single conversation or discussion topic that has ever been improved by the contributions of a transphobic gay man

@TroonPlanet Yes, I do in fact identify as bisexual, thank you, random transphobic gay man. Loving how acespec low-grade attraction to men is simultaneously "fake lesbian" and "just straight."

@BlackBeartic @masterchiefg0at @fimbultr0987147 @smirkumcision I didn't say that bruv

@masterchiefg0at @fimbultr0987147 @pidgezero_one @smirkumcision Y'all, i'm not saying using it vs people that don't have it is a good thing. Ofc that's cheating. My issue with what pidge said is that it implies the cheating is more important than the doxxing which isn't true. Maybe i was too harsh and i'll hold the L for that but...

Ok actually so proud of the smash community for doxxing the FUCK out of the blujay doxxer

@VarsVerum lm in another thread where a guy who's tried reporting people to ICE is moral grandstanding about how bad and awful you are if you find the karmic retribution funny. Whole situation is a gift that keeps on giving if you love internet clowns

The whole doxxing situation is funny as hell. Mfer doxxes blujay and fancies himself a hero of the smash community who thinks he’ll reform the scene or some shit only for it to royally backfire on him and now he’s being exposed as a complete loser who steals money from hs kids.

@Gribble_Mode @MrSoba__ @FatBlocko @JoeMerrick "Early days of Serebii" Yeah I remember ago those days too! 25 years ago when it was a fever dream to be making money from fan sites and also we were CHILDREN 💀

@MrSoba__ @FatBlocko @JoeMerrick It was also almost a quarter century ago

This is so exhausting. Like it happens here and there with prior launches but due to how Pokopia has gone crazy viral, it's happening in such volume. With 200 hours work behind me on it, seeing my work just lifted and, in the case of the app, being used to make money...it hurts.

@JoeMerrick Who do i gotta mass report

@kirbgameing @ggnodps Wait are we still talking about Earthbound or

@ggnodps Fake fans have been infiltrating fan spaces to push alt right rhetoric for decades, so yes, we care, but its cute you dont mind hanging out with nazis and rapists.

why is the “you’re not a real fan of a video game if you didn’t play it yourself” even such a debate like why do we care this much is it that deep

@KaskaJessica GC people don't believe in female agency so it checks out i guess

This idea that trans people are "forcing" lesbians to date them is so weird. Like they really think trans people want to be in relationships where their partner doesn't want to be with them & at the same time claims lesbians don't seem to have any agency of their own. 1/

What even was earthworm jim 2

@BlackBeartic @masterchiefg0at @fimbultr0987147 @smirkumcision got*

@BlackBeartic @masterchiefg0at @fimbultr0987147 @smirkumcision Huh? All I said was that bro for reported to the school he works at by his own students

@fimbultr0987147 @smirkumcision Yes actually. I didn't do anything, so I have no reason to be your personal villain

@pidgezero_one @smirkumcision And you clowns think you're the good guys? What a damn joke.

@PerfectR0g @smirkumcision Don't know then, I don't feel I can usefully cast such a judgment when it's immaterial. I'm not going to pretend to be bothered when a guy who chooses to live by the sword ends up dying by the sword, if that counts as thinking it's deserved

@pidgezero_one @smirkumcision was just a question! wanted your opinion

@PerfectR0g @smirkumcision Who cares what I think? He fucked himself over, do you think if I virtue signal hard enough about "taking the high road" that it'll make his school district overlook the embezzlement and inappropriate behaviour around kids?

@pidgezero_one @smirkumcision Do you think he deserved to be doomed?