Chief Slappaho

@MuslimahBubbles @MarioNawfal incorrect.. legal age without consent is 21, 15-20 if female, and a legal guardian, a judge signs off on it. 15 is too damn young though

🇺🇸 Dad catches a registered sex offender in his yard talking to his 6-year-old daughter and friends. He doesn't hesitate…giving him the beatdown he deserves. This is raw parental instinct. Child predators should never see the light of day.

@TaraBull it's called...."I lost a bet"

What do you call this haircut?

@LudoUnknownmaga @DefiantLs 2 years? I admire the optimism

@DefiantLs baby feral will be knifing people over hot sauce in 2 years

What happened to the world?

@RadioGenoa they b eatin errythang

What do they eat?

@Sofia50020Sofia The food bill must be outrageous

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@The_BasedNinja she "accidently" spilled a little peanut butter.

What the hell is even that? 🤮

@Sassafrass_84 incorrect...they weren't "created " in florida, they migrated naturally from central and south america, they feed mainly on rotting vegetation not mosquitos or their larvae. That said.....they do suck. awful pest during mating season

Do you know what sucks donkey balls? They created the love bug in Florida with the intent that it would eat the mosquitoes, and we would have would have less mosquitoes. Therefore, solving a problem. No. Now we have love bugs galore and mosquitoes all over the place. To all the newbies in Florida: Love bugs are attracted to white. Avoid.

@teachergorman Beauty is in the eye of the soy drinker I suppose..She isn't michelle obama ugly but she is NOT beautiful.

A bunch of chuds saw Lupita Nyong'o, one of the most beautiful women ever, was cast to play Helen of Troy, one of the most beautiful women ever, and their response was to start an online war ... proving she is the perfect pick to play a woman so beautiful she started a war!

@PostTruthEra @teachergorman Wong is one of my favorite actors

Everybody is bringing up Charlton Heston playing Genghis Khan. But thankfully our society has moved on and actual progress has been made. Benedict Wong was cast as the grandson of Genghis, Kublai Khan, in the show Marco Polo. Everyone with actual sense wants to see historically accurate casting now.

@MagaGrunt1 only reason I am calling BS...is those dudes would be roasted if they did that more than a few hours without shirts. Roofers usually wear long sleeve shirts for that reason

🇺🇸Are these the jobs white men can’t or won’t do. I’m certain I’ve heard that before. AND this roof won’t be leaking after the first rain. Just saying.🇺🇸

@JoshWalkos bro trusted the fuse burn time way too much for MY comfort

Hell fuckin’ yeah.

@ThoNg676733 Not gonna lie....I'd marry her for that attitude....if I wasn't already married

Love her energy. The world needs more of this.💖

@JeffGreason @lady_valor_07 Oh shit! I didn't;'t even recognize her

@lady_valor_07 Jenny Agutter was unforgettable in that role. It was quite the callback to see her in _Captain America: The Winter Soldier_

Who actually remembers this sci-fi movie?

@lady_valor_07 Jenny Agutter had perfect.....eyes, in that movie

@Ginny608 Those examples are outliers rather than the norm. That said...the blond flexing her biceps is smokin!!!!

The power of female soloists 💪💪

@Moskawitz @Ginny608 yep....but they are cute as hell though

@Ginny608 that's what's crazy... what an average guy can do, we are supposed to applause because an above average female is doing it...

@mattvanswol Knew who it was before I clicked

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! A "TEEN TAKEOVER" brawl just erupted inside a Chipotle in Navy Yard, DC. Diners were TRAPPED inside while teens were BEATING EACH OTHER with TODDLER HIGHCHAIRS in front of families trying to eat dinner. This is the CAPITAL of the United States of America. Where are the parents?! Where are the police?! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!

@AntiLeftMemes Fuckoff?

@GPAIndiana compare state to state in a general perspective .. Texas wins. THEN, you get to individual examples, and it's too subjective. There may be a guy in Maine that makes ribs so good you'll slap yo mama. IMHO, less seasoning, more smoke, then wrap in butcher paper, go low and slow

My sister down in Texas sent me a video from her favorite BBQ restaurant. She's in there acting like Texas invented ribs, and I'm just over here smiling, because she can laugh all she wants-but Indiana beef ribs are no joke. We've had this debate forever: Texas barbecue, Indiana barbecue, best barbecue, worst barbecue, and somehow she still thinks she's winning. 🍖😂

@WorldlyHQ she going to need some serious kimchee to help pass those eggs later

This is how she's cooking delicious fried eggs.