Ashley Lyons

Am I my own spirit animal? Is this full circle? Flowered leggings, black chucks, I’m ready for war

I'm fucking stuck help

Madonna the only artist at the MET being mentioned by The National Gallery of Art 😍

donald trump has arrived. #metgala

Nicki Minaj has arrived at the 2026 met gala #metgala

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

@nypost Generation One: Builds It Generation Two: Grows It Generation Three: Blows It

Thank You @sciencegirl

*me reading up on how to not fuck up gazpacho* "Ok, so no skins, no seeds.....NO STEMS, NO STICKS!!" #IYKYK

The dog saw his opportunity and he took it. Championship DNA.

@RapidResponse47 I just cancelled my trip to Applebee's for my date with Sydney Sweeney. Too much time wasted waiting for her to text me back. Also, I have all the Applebee's giftcards, and she has none! If she wants to talk, all she has to do is call!!! First Consul Fuckus

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa trib.al/51Jpu84

Just me & my gay hockey show against the world

Congress watching soldiers get arrested for insider trading

The Straight of Hormuz is closed.. again

btw we sell stash cans

@BreeSolstad @jackunheard Thank you, these people are insane. And obviously don't attend church....

@jackunheard This is called a homily, you liar.

NEW: Outrage has broken out after Pope Leo appeared to quote Jesus using a passage that does not exist in the Bible. “Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’” The first line echoes scripture. The rest does not appear in any biblical passage. The Pope is being accused of using a fabricated quote from Jesus to push a political message.

You can legit put harissa on EVERYTHING....

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice