megan grace

Let’s talk about why emergency departments are full. We’re going to use Mary as an example. Mary is a completely fictional patient. Let’s say Mary is 72. Her family doctor retired 5 years ago. She’s in the ED after a fall “weak and dizzy” (we see this a lot.)

Dear New Doc, Never get offended when a nurse or pharmacist calls to verify a medication order. We’re all human, we all make mistakes, and I promise you one day that call will save your ass.

No one told me about the crippling anxiety you get when you can’t clean your house for a few days

A player just had a cardiac arrest on the field requiring defibrillation and CPR. How could @NFL ever ask the players to go back out there and play? Cancel it.

Be the doctor nurses want when their family is admitted. Nurses know.

Overheard in the ER: “My chest compressions so good, people call me LUCAS” 😭

Nurses often say they have a gut feeling “the patient is going to crash” THIS is why you should listen ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

I wonder how long it’ll take me to remember to bring my bags in to the grocery store

if a nurse invites you over to “watch tv” just know you will be watching tv alone while they sleep.

If you need a pick me up look up fight prank on TikTok

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

The nerve of my dad to start cutting the grass while I’m sleeping in between night shifts

A 17-year-old boy was rushed to the ER by his brothers struggling to breathe... [thread]

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t know how you take your coffee

Wendy’s not having lemonade is turning into the new McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken

she’s a 10 but she won’t take report

This is the best sext I ever got

Can the weather stop acting up so I can go golfing

If I could have the answer to one question that was haunting me my whole life it would be HOW do my glasses get dirty when I don’t touch them????

“Are you vaccinated?” Yes please!

I rehearse my whole speech for customs just to say nothing that I planned while I go through