Megan Day

years from now when asked about fave parenting, I’ll relay last night when my child woke up for a “snuggle” and went back to sleep safely ♥️

It’s been 26 years… and this track is still bringing the goosebumps x.com/thecharthits/s…

I own a small bakery. Business has been slow. Rent is up. I was thinking about closing. Last Friday, a teenager came in. He looked nervous. He counted out change for a cookie. He was short 50 cents. "It's okay," I said. "Take it." He ate it at a table, looking at his math homework. He looked stuck. I used to be a math tutor. I walked over. "Quadratic equations?" He nodded. "I don't get it." I sat down and helped him for 20 minutes. He got it. He left smiling. The next day, he came back with two friends. They bought cookies. The day after that, five kids came. Apparently, he told the school, "The lady at the bakery helps with homework." Now, my bakery is the after-school hang-out spot. It's loud. It's messy. There are backpacks everywhere. Yesterday, I found a note in the tip jar. It was wrapped around a $20 bill. "Thanks for helping my son pass math. A Mom." I'm not closing the bakery. I think I finally found my purpose. It's not cookies. It's community.

My wife just asked me what I want for my birthday next month. I said I don't need anything. This is a trap I set for myself every year. If I say I don't need anything, she'll get me something she thinks I need. Which is usually clothes or "an experience" like tickets to something. I don't want clothes or experiences. I want the new iPad Pro. But I can't say I want the new iPad Pro because I just got a MacBook "for work" two months ago (that lives at my house). So I'll wait a week and casually mention that my current iPad is "getting slow" and "probably needs to be replaced soon." She'll suggest I get it through work. I'll say "IT equipment purchases are frozen right now, budget constraints." This is a lie. But it's a necessary lie. Then she'll suggest maybe that's what she could get me for my birthday. I'll reluctantly agree. She'll think it was her idea. I'll get exactly what I want. Marriage is just long-term negotiation with someone who knows all your tactics but loves you anyway.

Creative wrapping of a wine gift

👊 Leo Messi's bodyguard really earns his salary.

This is what "knowing your physics well" means

Based on just what I've seen so far in Ep 1 - this could collectively be the worse women's team EVER 🤦‍♂️ #TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK

She would’ve found all the objects by now and lowballed every single one #theapprentice

Thursday nights sorted for the next 12 weeks 👏🏻 #TheApprenticeuk

Getting ID’d for Red Bull was not ideal today- it was really annoying! @asda cracking effort from the jobs worth on the desk who told me it’s challenge 25 when I said I’m 35?! I’m clearly closer to 40 than 16! Think she needs her eyes checked because clearly I have wrinkles 🤣

@Tesco do I receive my £5 food delivery charge payment back if I ordered a food shop between 4-5pm and it’s now showing delivery as being 5:41pm? Thanks 😊

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda delivery driver drove into my car this morning it’s not drive able & now the insurance card the driver gave me with details on of the company is saying they no longer insure you - can someone assist!!

Spent near £50 on a kfc order for a Saturday treat for the “Gravy double bucket meal” to have no gravy sent 🙄 rang the store to be told there’s no redelivering in that store so the whole meals dry as hell 🤬 Make the sodding meal right the first time then! @kfc @KFC_UKI

Really fancied a @kfc @KFC_UKI twister wrap meal, got home to find out it’d not been toasted so was just a cold chicken wrap - I didn’t even know they did plain wraps 🤣so wounded 😞

Sam Fender is a credit to the music world - eagerly anticipating the new album - the lyrics “I’ll pray you’ll remember my name” has resonated with me since seeing the sneak preview he did a demo of in the pub For my nanna - dementia didn’t take your best years - ily forever 🩷

Thought I was being really savvy after a long day at work, bargain £7 Tesco Indian for 2 meals on the clubcard offer .. the box felt damp but assumed it was condensation from the fridge … never assume Megan! Dress is covered in curry 😭😭😭 @Tesco

@ODEONCinemas 💚

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@Megs_QuinnX @gigsandtours Yes to no avail, did you? x

@megmegday @gigsandtours Gutted!! Did you try again?

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