I am Keshto - A Parody account

@affy051 @catale7a So you accept you are a bastarf and 54 year old peado from desert cult married a 6 year old girl and had intercourse when she was 9 and he was 57

@mekeshto @catale7a Bastrd keeps calling others what they actually are. This is typical tradition in shakha poopjeet. Nothing new.

This is FINAL. Sita was only SIX on her wedding with Rama (Note: Valmiki Ramayana is a story book, and not a history book)

@romesh2677 @GabbbarSingh You are my junior but want to remain anonymous, I know you well

@mekeshto @GabbbarSingh Are you from which. Batch ? I am from 2002 ..

An Instagram Influencer goes to Pushkar, for creating a new reel. The pujaari at the Brahma temple asks her: “Who are you?” She says confidently: “I am a creator”

@Marathiwarrior7 @_dopeMH @Prashant_S6547 @Rashtrabhasha_ @maratha5250 @shashankraut005 @MadhavVaruna @DeshmukhiMaaj @memumbaikar2026 They are putting this line where they live, can your gundas beat those area people for not speaking marathi ? No because you are fattu and only can beat poor rikshaw drivers

जैनांना ज्या काही पांढऱ्या पट्ट्या मारायच्या आहेत त्या त्यांनी भेंडी बाजार, मालवणी, मस्जिद बंदर, वांद्रे, कुर्ला, गोवंडी, राबोडी, मुंब्रा, भिवंडी, रास्ता पेठ, कोंढवा, मालेगाव या इत्यादी मुस्लिम बहुल भागात मारून दाखवाव्यात, तुमचा सगळा जोर फक्त गरीब हिंदूंवरचं कधीपर्यंत दाखवणार??

@ShivrattanDhil1 They should contest this in a court of law

A friend of mine was fined ₹5,000 by J&K Police while crossing Zojila because he was driving wearing Crocs. Seriously? Since when did footwear become a traffic violation worth ₹5,000? Looks like a new business opportunity for Gadkari saabmaybe special “driving shoes” will be next! Safety is important, but penalizing someone just for wearing Crocs behind the wheel doesn’t seem to make much sense! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@affy051 @catale7a You don't make any sense Bstrd

@mekeshto @catale7a The peado ram was too young to take care of a 6 yo girl

@GabbbarSingh I visited him sometimes at his Lucknow home. He is a legendary Geography teacher no one can match the way he teaches geography

@mekeshto I have visited Rewa a lot of times while he was there

@06Rakshit @itsme_ijk @VeerArjey Hahahhahahah Gandu, had they got balls they could have changed the name of CSMT back to VT

@itsme_ijk @mekeshto @VeerArjey Let congress come in Maharashtra

Why is a stantion in mumbai named as Tirthankar Parshwanath? why Jainification of mumbai?

@GabbbarSingh Nice I am his student From sSRewa

@mekeshto Yes

@LuttrumPuttrum @surajitdasgupta Abey Mc , neither he nor i said it cant be said in open

@mekeshto @surajitdasgupta It isn’t. But the fact that you cannot say it openly in a Hindu majority country IS political. Chutiye.

An anecdote that Madhur Bhandarkar may not deny today: Years ago, we were at a private gathering in Delhi. The ideology of the participants was generally known, but the programme was not political. When we were about to wind up, it was time for a few group photos. After a click, Madhur Bhandarkar suddenly raised a fist and declared, “Jai SriRam!” Somebody asked him the reason for this proclamation that lacked context. He said he longed to express publicly what he stood for in Bollywood, which would marginalise him for believing in Hindutva. He could “breathe freely” in our company, he said.

@Chellaney See what your Chinese fathers did

The Difference Between India and China India has responded to three separate June 8-11 U.S. airstrikes on foreign-flagged tankers carrying Indian crew members — including one attack that killed three Indians aboard the MT Settebello — with a routine diplomatic protest and apparent efforts to downplay the significance of the attacks. Had the victims been Chinese sailors instead, Beijing would almost certainly have reacted very differently, treating the strikes as a direct and lethal provocation by the U.S. and elevating the incident into a major international crisis. China's response would have extended far beyond public condemnation. Beijing would likely have sanctioned American defense firms linked to the weapons used in the strikes, suspended military-to-military communications, and frozen broader diplomatic engagement with Washington. The precedent is the 1999 Belgrade embassy bombing, when U.S. missiles struck China's embassy in Yugoslavia, killing three Chinese journalists. The incident triggered weeks of state-sanctioned anti-American protests, the stoning of the U.S. Embassy in Beijing, and a complete breakdown in communications between Beijing and Washington.

@mohitlaws How do you calculate the percentage of this nonsense?

🚨LoP Rahul Gandhi: Tejashwi Yadav is 40% sure that the election was stolen. Mamata ji is 90% sure that her election was stolen. Uddhav Thackeray ji is 40% sure that his election was stolen. I’m 100% sure that the elections are being stolen. Remove any doubt from your mind.

@06Rakshit @VeerArjey Teri maa ko apni maa hi maanta hu

@mekeshto @VeerArjey Teri na ?

@06Rakshit @VeerArjey Fir ma chudao

@mekeshto @VeerArjey Yes

@gogoi51422 @rameshofficial0 @Gravim71 @knisamrat @MithilaWaaala @narendramodi @newbharatspeaks @VikasRathore241 There are no border controls you moron within india we are all citizens of India and not of states

@rameshofficial0 @Gravim71 @knisamrat @MithilaWaaala @narendramodi @newbharatspeaks @VikasRathore241 These things are not happening in Vaccuam. You have to wonder why. Even states have borders for a reason. When the politicians , the biz lobby & the people forget that …. we are looking at these “ tipping point events” where anyone will be the victim.

🚨Racism Shocker : Why Target Tourists Based on Region? Paid customer assaulted, why Does this Regional Racism keep happening? A shocking incident went viral from d'atlantic resort in virar. A family from up used paid bottled water for their toddler, leading to a brutal physical assault by the resort staff. Where is civic sense and common sense? If you treat paying customers with such absolute negligence, who will ever visit your resort again? This regional bias is becoming a dangerous trend. Just a few days ago, a marathi family faced a similar terrifying ordeal at a mahindra resort in uttarakhand. Why does this toxic regional racism keep happening across states? Tourists should never be targeted based on where they come from. This discrimination must stop immediately. Resorts need to learn hospitality, not thuggery Make India Unite not divide 🙏

@Priyaa_Purohit Not even 1 month stupid lady

Congress = DEVELOPMENT ⚙️

@Politicx2029 Chutiya hai wo

Give me just one reason why Rahul Gandhi shouldn’t be the Prime Minister of India. I’m waiting👍