Mel Weyn

u too bestie

When the lady next to you on the plane asks if you have kids and you laugh… hard. At the ABSURDITY.

I mean c’mon…. HARRY STYLES 🔥🔥🔥

Surrender — July 29 maggierogers.lnk.to/preorder

“I really don’t know love at all”

@dog_rates Can vouch. Very good pup.

This is Dutch. He’s a dentist therapy dog. He’ll rest in your lap and cuddle you while you’re there. 13/10 would floss if he asked me to

@mdvasconcellos Two Types

To all y’all who leave before curtain call: You suck big ones.

🚨🚨NEW PODCAST ALERT🚨🚨 ... Don't say we didn't warn you.

How have I not seen Practical Magic until today. WHOSE FAULT IS THIS?!

LEYLAH FREAKING FERNANDEZ

It's just four David Bowies.

My wife described something as "puce." I thought it was a word she made up. Turns out it's a color. Women are living life on a whole different level than the rest of us.

Person No Longer Constantly Checking Broken Oven To See If It Going To Explode House

I think @AlanAisenberg would be a good conductor from this photo and this photo alone.

Who plays your parents in your biopic?

pls get vaccinated pls get us back to venues

Truly makes my DAY when one of my plant babies has a little leaf baby 🌿(clearly this is the only baby I’m currently ready for)