😷 Mel Coleman 😷

@SchittsCreek @danjlevy @annefrances @sarahlevy_ my 1yr old niece had a new baby for Xmas. We’ve taught her the correct pronunciation!! #bébé

@_madi_faith @sarajcox And the pronunciation of scone too!

@sarajcox the jam/cream vs cream/jam debate that ensues whenever anyone mentions scones, and the pace of the escalating rage as everyone in the surrounding area picks a side...

This is great! Tell me please some British quirks that are daily occurrences here, our habits, customs or foibles that other nations may find puzzling, funny or downright strange….

@CarolineJosephs @sarajcox Definitely bread rolls 😆 (Somerset!)

@sarajcox The many different names for these depending where you live (they’re bread buns btw 😉)

@Iheighway_11 @oasis You still need a confirmation email to say you’ve entered.

@oasis Wow some people are stupid, It says you will recieve an email on the morning of FRIDAY THE 30TH AUGUST

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@kblakemanwriter Garabaldis!

Question for everyone. If I said 'squashed fly biscuits', would you know what I meant? Or would you think I'm some sort of insect-mutilating Nigella-Lawson-gone-wrong?

@Levisonwood @ADStokesy We went last November. We’ve been to a lot of places but Madeira was top of the list! The walks are scenery are extraordinary! And there’s a random but amazing Brazilian rainforest restaurant at the top of one of the mountain roads!

@Levisonwood @ADStokesy Definitely Madeira!

Recommendations for a little 2 week escape in April? In nature, with trees, close to sea, above 20 degrees!

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@jason_carl_fox @OspreyEurope @ThruDark Madeira!!

One thing i’m definitely doing more of this year is hiking. I need to build up my list of destinations, hit me with your best locations below ⛰️

@altyeahright1 @missmulrooney I always do a similar one with Snowmen and smelling carrots!

@missmulrooney Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The other one says "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN"

Ok my daughter has joke day coming up at school. My son bombed two years ago with the “nacho cheese” joke so we need to do better this year. Please send your best jokes for 1st graders go go go

@VeryHelpers hi, my order arrived today but one item was missing from the bag but says it’s delivered…

@deathtospinach @sophiearumble I have a tiny piece of Lego in my lung after choking on it as a child 😳😆

@sophiearumble I love this question as I always think mine is the best answer: I have no bladder!

@lynne_bibby @sarajcox It is a bit early for the C word. I don’t start using Christmas until mid November 😆

@sarajcox I told someone off recently, for repeated use of the c word. In all honesty, it doesn’t even offend me. I find people’s horror of it hilarious, but not quite as funny as this bloke’s discomfort when I told him off for being disrespectful. I do quite a good hard stare too 😆😁

Please tell me about the time you were told off in public - by a parent, a stranger, a bus conductor, a zookeeper, a cinema usher? Were you a child or a grown up? 😬Maybe you had to be the teller offer?! The wheres, whats, whens & whys please!

@AngieBeatDown I mean I’d probably go and wear a Rhianna style pregnancy outfit just to be annoying 😆

Just got invited to a wedding in January…they asked me to try not to look pregnant because I’ll take attention Being as I’ll be 7 months pregnant I declined the invite (Don’t even know why I was invited in the first place).

@aitchemcee283 @ByromDigger @MartinSLewis Totally this 😆

After my Salt & Vinegar tweet last week attracted so much attention from fellow S&V lovers on here... I have asked the MSE team to gather to 40 most recommended S&V crisps from the thread, and next week (hopefully) we will be doing a full team tasting - led by me personally ranking or both strength and taste and will publish the results... You don't have to thank me for the sacrifice I'm making by organising this and taking part...😝

@loveholidays I’m trying to book a holiday and at the end it say I have to continue the booking over the phone. When I ring it tells me I have an existing booking and to complete it online and cuts me off?

@HelloFreshUK I had a try is again offer but the deal isn’t working?

@MartinSLewis Coop Chardonnay and sea salt crisps, by far the best!

Crisps Recommendation. As a salt n vinegar connoisseur, I normally eschew posh crisps as they're not strong enough - give me McCoys, Discos etc any day. Yet just had my 1st M&S sea salt & sherry vinegar crisps and they've seriously bucked the trend. PS I've no commercial link and don't want a Lineker-esque role. Just thought other S&Vers should try em!

Which character is this?