Christina Brown

She’s here! My first book, Girl Teeth, is out now! amazon.com/dp/1953234003/…

@dessadarling @cristabell I wish you still had these shirts, I want! 😍👩‍🚀

Hey. We got new shirts. (Thanks for modeling, @cristabell.)

I could never handle living in a minimalist space. where would I store my gadgets and gizmos aplenty? my whosits and whatsits galore? what about all twenty of my thingamabobs? it’s simply not realistic.

I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.

Everyone is always shocked that I leave our newborn with my husband while I go out and do things. “You trust him?!” “I would never!” “I’d come home to a mess or an injured child.” Y’all stop having babies with men you can’t trust with them. Literally no concerns here.

@rseymour101 😂

@rseymour101 What would an Uno movie be like? Haha

If you've ever bought Viagra, you've purchased gender-affirming care. You know what else counts as gender-affirming care? 👉Hair transplants. 👉Breast enhancements. 👉Eyelash extensions. 👉Hormone therapy. 👉Lip filler. 👉Facelifts. 👉Haircuts. 1/2

@MisterWives Will be scream singing sideways next time I’m alone in the car!

Ok live tweet us your first listen we need to know your favs

People are going to be protesting, appearances will be canceled, productions will be delayed, and I just need y'all to remember strikes are supposed to be disruptive and direct any and all frustration and criticism at the studios where it belongs.

Milan Kundera could f*ck you up w truth:

conservative logic is weird, if you’re a groomer why would you go through all the work it takes to live as a trans person in a transphobic society when you can just become a priest and the most gullible adults on earth will just hand you their children on a silver platter

Everything conservatives are saying about transgender people right now they said about gay people 20 years ago and black and Latino people the years before that. Coming for the kids, sex obsessed, destroying the family. It’s always the same fucking bullshit.

If you have student loan debt, you should know this: Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

Witnessing the public suffering of the homeless is indeed uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable because it forces you to see the depths of state and communal failure, and to acknowledge your own complicity.

It’s truly mental gymnastics to position yourself as a victim of the unhoused simply because you have to see unhoused people on your commute. Poor you, having to acknowledge that poverty exists and we’re not meeting the needs of the most vulnerable

what i don't get abt AI art is just why? why would you want to make something without risking anything? learning anything? without connecting to anything or anyone? connecting to yourself? without a hunger for meaning or the joy of making not for profit or even to share publicly

one of the things that has been exceptionally disheartening to me with the recent wave of these kinds of stories is that these shootings/killings aren't even in response to interpersonal conflict, they're just happening within normal ranges of interpersonal interaction

a former president was arrested yesterday…

@rseymour101 Yes!!