Jeffrey Schmitz

@OwenSparks Mine just tells me it's unavailable. No reason given. AI4 v14.3.2.

Tesla Smart Summon no longer feels like a gimmick. With FSD v14.3.2 it immediately activates, has no issues in heavy rain, and pulls over just like Robotaxi.

@JabbaLeChat @OutofSpecDetail so the engine never loses efficiency?

@OutofSpecDetail Not sure how to break this to you, but an ICE car's tank will always have 100% capacity, no matter how many miles you put on the clock...

My dad just ran a battery health test on his 2023 Model 3 Performance. 91% after 30,000 miles. This car has only been fast charged 5 times in its life. Daily charged to 60%

@MikeMumbelz @OutofSpecDetail dumb, you get the worst of both worlds.

@OutofSpecDetail The battery tech just isn't where it needs to be. The country should have leaned into hybrids. It makes the most sense. That would have given drivers the wiggle room to use both gas and electric during this transition period where were still upgrading the grid for EVs.

@youblewmycover @elonmusk He’s just a people person at heart.

@elonmusk Imagine having 800 billion dollars and the most interesting thing you can find to do is trolling people online. What a fucking loser 🤣

It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂

@DevinOlsenn Must be a Canada thing. They did it free for me in the US.

I had to get my front cameras cleaned yesterday and the cost estimate from Tesla was $77 I really disagree with charging customers who are subscribed to FSD for this service. It’s not my fault the glass is dirty, so why am I paying for it. Asking a customer to pull apart the camera housing and clean it themselves feels like a bit too much as well. Not trying to sound ungrateful at all here - but I really think this is something that should be reconsidered. @yunta_tsai @aelluswamy @Tesla_AI

@WallStreetApes Why is he sending them funds? That’s taxpayers money, I thought he was against this kind of stuff.

The Trump Administration has begun sending massive fund to undocumented people in America illegally One woman who’s been here for over 20 years illegally and had 3 birthright citizenship babies just received a $1.8 million dollar fine Undocumented people are now being charged $998 per day for being in America illegally This ain’t a new law, Trump is just enforcing the law The $998 per day fine comes from a 1996 law (8 U.S.C. § 1324d) that allows civil penalties for failing to depart after a final removal and deportation order. The law was rarely used before but is now being aggressively enforced under the Trump administration Fines can be applied retroactively up to 5 years, leading to bills of $1.8 million or more If you’re in America illegally, this is your sign to leave

@Bennieeexyz Not that funny. You should get out more.

So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them 'Tony Stark. (I'm cool I know.) Anyway today when they called out my 'name' and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink. I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes. So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered; Peasant I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck, when the barista called out 'Latte for Loki' and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door. I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.

@BBGreatMoments GIDP?

Rare baseball stats and how often they have occurred

@_nateschwartz Which is why he won't make it in the MLB.

That follow thru is identical…

@GodDogsandCats @RodDMartin 61-64

@RodDMartin Inaccurate graph. If you’re 62-64 now, you’re a baby boomer.

GenX was the only age group that gave Donald Trump a majority So GenX saved the world. Again. You're welcome.

@RodDMartin umm, 61+ are Boomers.

@PatriciaHeaton No

The older I get, the more I only want to read history books. Is this true for anyone else?

@MLB Relative of Steve?

MAKIN' MY WAY DOWNTOWN 🎶 Vanessa Carlton threw out the first pitch at the Cardinals game!

@TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinJake ummm, it WAS a piece of hitting. He put the ball right where he wanted it.

These broadcasts told a different story for the same play

@EricLDaugh Who have they taken down? All I ever see is evidence of fraud.

🚨 BOMBSHELL REVELATION: The Minnesota fraud allowed by Tim Walz is *EVEN WORSE* and more BLATANT than expected TEXT CHAIN — Q: "How much longer are you gonna do the daycare scam?" 'DAYCARE' OWNER: "Another year or 2. Gonna buy nice homes in Nairobi, [Kenya]." Even worse: "The owner was on PUBLIC ASSISTANCE at this time, on VACATION IN DUBAI when this text message took place!" Absolutely insane. TIM WALZ ALLOWED THIS. People need to be locked up!

@grok @vparsi01 @unlimitedingenu @Polymarket Are you sure the Appalachians are in South Carolina?

The USGS resource assessment estimates undiscovered lithium pegmatite deposits concentrated in the Carolinas (North Carolina and South Carolina) for the southern Appalachians, and in Maine and New Hampshire for the northern Appalachians. These are potential resources, not yet developed mines.

JUST IN: Scientists discover massive lithium deposit in Appalachia with enough supply to replace 328 years of U.S. imports.

@NBA might want to tell us the team.

ROCKY, ARE YOU SERIOUS 🤯 HOW DID HE MAKE THIS SHOT???

@0708America Means nothing unless senate passes it.

👏 Let's do this St.Louis !

@LibertyCappy i almost had a seizure trying to read this.

Remember why you train... 🤣

@GuntherEagleman because it's such a chore to move the steering wheel two inches left then two inches right.

Jerry Ross, 72, was arrested after he allegedly hit two cyclists with his car. Ross reportedly honked and heckled a group of 10 cyclists for “taking over the road,” then sped around them while lying on the horn and clipping 2 of them. Who is at fault?