Mental Ben

@1mmortalSpartan @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump Well my mother wasn't as gracious as yours I'm afraid, so fuck Trump, I hope his fate at the hands of coivid is as horrific for him as it has been for the hundreds of thousands of Americans that his incompetence inflicted upon them. I hope his demise is painful and protracted.

So Donald Trump tested positive for #COVID19 Well my Mother taught me, if you can’t say nothing good, don’t say nothing at all! @JoeBiden wearing the mask all the time doesn’t sound like a bad idea now hey @realDonaldTrump. Take some hydroxychloroquine, an idiot said that works!

@TyTaylor1992 @OfficialCWATSON @cameron_kasky @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I think I must for he is a righteous man.

@OfficialCWATSON @cameron_kasky @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS you must not follow Cameron 🤣🤣

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

@dieselgirl5 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS So please tell when did god come down and anoint him?

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS This is fantastic news, I am even happier to know that you are in a high risk group and I as well as many millions of people around the world welcome the possibility that you will die frightened and alone. Your death from covid would bring joy to the world.

@realDonaldTrump The only way I would enjoy that news conference is if you were being skull fucked by a sex starved shire horse

Moving up News Conference to 5:15. Enjoy!

@Pontifex Dear Mr The Pope, seeing as the bible has been such a hit and has never been out of print I wonder if God has any plans to follow up this success with a sequel? I have some ideas for a story line if he would be interested?

@Pontifex Why would I want God to look at me? Isn't vanity a sin. Also the fact he wants to look at me I find just a little creepy to be honest. Why doesn't he just watch Netflix like everyone else?

To pray is to allow yourself to be looked at by God without illusions, excuses, or justifications. Because from the devil come darkness and lies, from God come light and truth.

@Pontifex Hmmm, you get involved with climate change just when kids start leading the charge..............

Climate restoration is of utmost importance for the Earth's future. Thus, I invite all nations to adopt more ambitious national targets to reduce emissions. #SeasonOfCreation

@Nigel_Farage This must be a tough day for you Nigel, I think your side lost mate....

Today is the 80th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Was it being taught in schools across the country today? I hope so, but I doubt it.

@Nigel_Farage and lets not forget the brave Polish pilots who played a big role during that time.

@RWTaylors @Jacob_Rees_Mogg problem with capitalism is it keeps needing to be bailed by by socialism every ten years of so.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Margaret Thatcher

@saffronwitreen @realDonaldTrump The troops are rather good at following orders

She should be ashamed of herself!

@DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump Why stop with removing him from office, how long until we send men to Mars?

@paget_old @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @StuartAndrew Maybe they want him to stay indoors a bit longer?

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @StuartAndrew Hold on a minute, when my children were tested we had the result by 7am the next morning and they were back in school that day. Why the delay?

In your face Covid I don't have six friends.....

@JohnCleese John do you still know that little man in Fulham? Could you perhaps engage his services. We could all chip in for his ticket to U.S of A.......

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can fool all Trump's supporters all of the time Because...... they are EVEN DUMBER THAN HE IS

@LiveyinLaLa @KevinJones26 @JohnCleese Also to the best of my knowledge John hasn't mismanaged a pandemic resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of his countrymen. But like I said to the best of my knowledge.

@KevinJones26 @JohnCleese And John Cleese is awesome, and the current President of the United States is horrible. So. There is that.

@GamerMickey1928 @rj_layton @trideet @JohnCleese If you support someone who is clearly mentally unhinged and an utter buffoon what does that say about you?

@rj_layton @trideet @JohnCleese You literally know nothing about the person yet decided to insult their intelligence? That's not exactly intelligent.

@Nigel_Farage It's a shame you're parents never had a withdraw agreement.

We should get rid of the rotten Withdrawal Agreement and simply tell the EU how it’s going to be on fishing, state aid rules and trade. express.co.uk/comment/expres…