xtina

i am borp and makeup is my wavedash

the fact that there is no mass Western response to the policy is making me feel insane. this policy is the most explicit act of institutionalized genocide since Cambodia, if not the Holocaust itself.

@Belladonna_Fox this is a good list, peach dsmash is mid against floaties and semifloaties unless they're actively holding down

the fact that this is downsmashes makes it actually the most batshit insane tier list I've ever seen

Valuable skills in this cultural climate. The east has so many secrets for us

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

.@NintendoAmerica Seeing this administration use footage of your game makes me want to purchase your products less and-ah forget it. It’s Melee. I need a different approach. @NintendoAmerica This looks like a modded version of Super Smash Bros. Melee get them

@LiquidJeans ban double fox tbh

People are saying doubles is going to be really interesting next major

I don't hate the prose, though the subject matter is a little boring, but one of the downsides of the MFA-ification of American fiction is that publication now selects for people who have their shit sufficiently together to get into prestigious graduate programs. The oracular outsiders with something interesting to say (like Vollman, McCarthy, Baldwin) are shunted aside in favor of PMC adjacent homework-doers who can put together a good set of recommendation letters. It's why you end up with tons of fiction about "my white boyfriend" and "everyone online is mad at me." These are the obstacles this class encounters. I say this as a homework-doer with an MFA lol

they kirkified my boys

@slime_machine after several years of spamming everywhere else with their suffixes incel spaces are eating their linguistic imperial boomerang

looks like the maxxing /fit/ shit has finally reached epic doge ape together strong reddit concentration levels, elon will likely say something about it in two days more interesting will be how the language develops as a response to the death of its counterculture

@letsblowdrobro mama 3 chrono trigger is excellent but in a generic genre paragon way that's about it

pokemon discourse contribution: the only turn-based RPGs Ever Made that are Actually Good are Fallout 1 and 2. Every single other one is basically identical in quality except pokemon also has demonstrably the best monster design in the History of this Earth.

@letsblowdrobro this is why taco bell is the only viable vegetarian fast food option, cheesy bean and rice burrito and spicy potato soft taco are both so elite

it turns out that if you quit eating certain foods you kind of have to just quit eating fast food in general because they fuck up your order more than half the time anywhere now so you just end up with animals that will have died in vain anyway

Red dot ‘em and dash bitch we speakin morsecode

@dangbruhv that post is desperate trancel screeching, every man is a "chaser" to people like this, but this case is especially funny because a guy trying to get away from her is apparently the closest thing she has to male attention

I'm his girlfriend and he's the most amazing man I could've ever asked for. Please delete this post, he is not a chaser.

@cooljamz3d 🥹

made a youtube video for the first time! it's spl adv week 1 with jimothy cool, please like and subscribe and comment and all that ty :) youtu.be/uPns5CPpv90?si…

This is what listening to neutral milk hotel in tenth grade felt like

@cooljamz3d 🥹

.

i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers