@mergency9

Where do you stand?

In May 2013, a Cleveland neighbor named Charles Ramsey became an overnight sensation after helping rescue Amanda Berry, a young woman who had been missing for nearly a decade. His live interview right after the rescue became one of the most unforgettable moments in television history. Charles starts by setting the scene in the most Charles Ramsey way possible: "Heard screaming. I was eating my McDonald's, I come outside, I see this girl going nuts trying to get out of a house." He thought it was a regular domestic dispute. So he walked up to help. "I open the door and we can't get in that way because of how the door is, it's so much that a body can't fit through, only your hand. So we kick the bottom and she comes out with a little girl and she says, 'Call 911, my name is Amanda Berry'." That name didn't hit him right away. "When she told me, it didn't register until I got to call the 911 and I'm like, 'I'm calling the 911 for Amanda Berry?' I thought this girl was dead, you know what I mean?" Then the detective on the scene asked him a question that made the whole thing sink in: "Charles, do you know who you rescued?" What makes the interview unforgettable is that Charles had been living next door to the kidnapper the entire time. He had no idea. "I've been here a year. I barbecue with this dude, we eat ribs and whatnot and listen to salsa music." He describes the neighbor as someone completely unremarkable: "He just comes out to his backyard, plays with the dogs, tinkers with his cars and motorcycles, and goes back in the house. So he's somebody that you look and you look away because he's not doing nothing but the average stuff. Nothing exciting about him... well, until today." When more officers went into the house and rescued two other women, Charles couldn't believe what he was seeing: "They went up there, you know, 30 or 40 deep, and when they came out it was just astonishing because I thought they were going to come up with nothing." And then he delivered the line that the entire internet would quote for years: "I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wrong here, dead giveaway. Either she's homeless or she's got problems, that's the only reason why she runs to a black man."

@TheTweetOfGod @aphotomama how could You not

I dislike most of you.

@moe4dem please enjoy this for your vagina: peagina

These children have no filters at all.😭😭😭

@offthegrid777 @ddbleek685 Pick up your tee after you hit, you’ll need 4. 6 max

@ddbleek685 I’m gonna need at least 9. I’m gonna break 4 on the par 3’s. Pretty cheap for a world class club.

Agree or no?

guys henry winkler’s fishing trip week is happening right now!!! Call your parents, text your ex, etc. This is the only good time of the year online.

@JeffEisenband Yep. Indubitably

Is this true?

@alpastortaco13 @NUCLRGOLF real shitbum exposing his personality

@NUCLRGOLF Lying Indian pretending to come from poverty

🏎️🥹 "A racing driver" BBC interviewed Aaron Rai as a 5-year-old, when he won his first tournament and hit a hole-in-one 😮

@servantseeker1 @GolfDigest John Wesley Stooge

@GolfDigest Does justin think being a drunk is cool? Does he plan on being drunk on the job for a potential playoff?

Justin Thomas was asked if there was an art to being the clubhouse leader. "I can tell you how there isn't, because it happened to me one time... Probably had four or five beers at lunch, and next thing you know... I'm still the leader in the clubhouse." 😂

@vmpops @BattlCryOFreedm Jacks Deli in University Heights maintains a super high standard. Best All-purpose deli in CLE. Diamond Deli in Akron is excellent and Eddy’s in Cuyahoga Falls when you’re in Summit Cahnty

@mergency9 @BattlCryOFreedm Happy news, FR. I travel a bit and would hit them all.

Slyman's Tavern, Independence, OH. Reuben with pickle and cole slaw. Excellent sandwich, tender, not greasy. 10/10. Would absolutely get again. Many thanks to @BattlCryOFreedm for the recommendation.

@shannonical That gets a follow!

Thinking about how 8 years ago I made an angry flier to get my husband's bike back. (It worked)

For too long the Greek people have suffered with terrible food but fortunately the Americans have arrived with processed meat waste to save them.

While the rest of the world is rightfully laughing at us, I just want all of y'all to know that we in the US also know that American *conservatives,* specifically, are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Can't get over this 😭

learn it, know it, live it

@BoyensJC @alexchristy17 That gets a follow just so I can keep track of you being a stoop

@mergency9 @alexchristy17 As opposed to dimwits like you who voted for Hillary, Biden and Kamala 😂🤣😂🤣😂

David Letterman tells Stephen Colbert, "I will say, and I have every right to be pissed off so I will be pissed off a little bit—because this theater, you folks wouldn’t be in this theater if it weren't for me and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and we rebuilt this theater and then Stephen came and I look at this—it's like the Bellagio, but listen, what is wrong here?" and then says "As we all understand you can take a man's show but you can't take a man's voice, so that's the good news." (1/2)

@whereshammy87 @TheHost_ suck a bag, shitbum

@TheHost_ Stop the deliberate click thru game. So gay.

The house next door is rented by 4 college women. They have lived there almost 2 years and they are great neighbors. Last night about 10p we get a text from one of them letting us know they were about the to have a bunch of people over and it was going to be loud for the first time. We were ready for the kind of party we went to back in the day, you know, music pumping, lots of drunk people being loud till the early hours of the morning, maybe a kid passed out in my front yard when I woke up.

@BoyensJC @alexchristy17 Dave was doing his thing, goofing on Trump as a harmless, awkward rich guy. Trump was elected by dimwits like you and shit got more serious and we started caring that dimwits like you feel like you elected a leader

@alexchristy17 Those of us old enough to recall back in the old days, when David Letterman was original and funny, before he became a tired old bitter leftist. Sad to watch.

@JustinHerzig Absolutely. Never finished 9. maybe even 6

Anyone else close their eyes and play an imaginary full round of golf to fall asleep? Do you all just play your home course or familiar enough of any of the big ones to "play" it?