Merlicious 💋

Sasa gondwana ni nini?

I was honestly so irritated by the search they did, inspecting every nook and cranny in my handbag, mpaka tissue paper. But when I saw how many people were seated kwa fence tripping balls, and some babe kwa first aid wrapped in gold foil, I see why it was a necessity!

Trained under the 4 lethal masters, Bluce li, Njet Li, Njaki Norris and Wan Damme, she has mastered 100 different ways to kill a human. One touch is all she needs to stop a beating heart. Her kicks are legend. It is said she kicked Kenya so hard we went back to the Moi era

Idk about you guys but we really need to fight for this country 😭

this tuesday feels forced. we should've had today off as well

I hate when I see a good recipe on Instagram and the caption is like “Comment YUMMY to get the recipe in your inbox : D” and I’m out here commenting “Yummy” like a fucking tool 🫩

I blocked Safaricom Sim swap meaning i have to go to Safaricom shop to do a Sim swap and everyone should do that Mulot boys are working hard

CS John Mbadi: There is a Road Maintenance Levy included in the price of fuel. If it were removed, would matatu operators be willing to drive on roads full of potholes?

How come Adele never has any back up dancers?