Merlicious 💋
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Merlicious 💋
@merlsweetness
PYT M.D 👩🏾⚕️🩺

I was honestly so irritated by the search they did, inspecting every nook and cranny in my handbag, mpaka tissue paper. But when I saw how many people were seated kwa fence tripping balls, and some babe kwa first aid wrapped in gold foil, I see why it was a necessity!

Trained under the 4 lethal masters, Bluce li, Njet Li, Njaki Norris and Wan Damme, she has mastered 100 different ways to kill a human. One touch is all she needs to stop a beating heart. Her kicks are legend. It is said she kicked Kenya so hard we went back to the Moi era

Vera Murunga: I don't think the US is exposing us to the Ebola Virus. They are using us as a quarantine facility as we are geographically closer than them to Congo #CitizenDayBreak

Idk about you guys but we really need to fight for this country 😭

I hate when I see a good recipe on Instagram and the caption is like “Comment YUMMY to get the recipe in your inbox : D” and I’m out here commenting “Yummy” like a fucking tool

I blocked Safaricom Sim swap meaning i have to go to Safaricom shop to do a Sim swap and everyone should do that Mulot boys are working hard

CS John Mbadi: There is a Road Maintenance Levy included in the price of fuel. If it were removed, would matatu operators be willing to drive on roads full of potholes?













