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@JohnOberg The calf has tears tattooed on it's face.

This device is called a "spiked muzzle." 😡 It's designed to be so painful for a mother #cow that she'll push her baby away to avoid the pain. Only one of MANY examples in which casual cruelty is a routine part of nearly every aspect of animal agriculture today. 💔

Ok one crazy thing I need to point out about Nigerians and games is that they are OBSESSED with *Scrabble*, wildly out of proportion to any other foreign country. It makes no sense.

@ivantuita It's funnier than the original 🤣

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@iwhente @codedbruhh Hunger is a real thing

@codedbruhh You are thinking of pleasure, he is thinking of a full time job.

How do these guys do it man. Because her nakedness alone will depress life out of me.

@ByKellyCohen So those houses in the video don't have kids living in them, I presume.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Omg. Also please what do you expect in a murky body of water in Florida 🤣

Who's Bad? A new Michael Jackson biopic will shortly arrive in cinemas telling the story of the King of Pop's early career, but it's a tightly controlled story that avoids any reference to the child sex abuse allegations that dogged his later life u.afp.com/SEaL

@soigomaa @3YearLetterman would love to have a word with you.

I saw one today where a woman admitted to calling ICE on her husband after she "thought" he was cheating. He was actually planning a surprise for her and the co-worker she accused him of messing around with was helping him because she worked as a travel agent on the side. He's been held in an ICE detention center since December and she still hasn't told him or their kids that she's the reason he's in there

@Pirat_Nation This was the model adopted initially. Corporate greed caused the current model.

Starting in 2027, smartphones sold in the European Union will be required to have user-replaceable batteries designed for greater durability and more charging cycles. Manufacturers must also provide spare parts and repair manuals for at least 10 years after a model is released. This is real pressure against planned obsolescence. It should mean phones that actually last longer, cheaper fixes, and a lot less electronic waste piling up. About time.

@InsideLucysHead 😂🤣🤣 madness

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun... Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"

@anishmoonka Is there any threat to it's life it doesn't end up eating, anyway? 😆

A 15-pound honey badger can survive a cobra bite that would kill a full-grown man in under two hours. Then it finishes eating the snake. A biology grad student at the University of Minnesota wanted to know how. She needed badger blood to find out, and the only samples she could get were from two American zoos in San Diego and Indiana. What she found in the DNA was one tiny change. There's a small socket on your muscle cells that your nerves plug into to tell your muscles to move. Cobra venom kills you by jamming that socket shut, so your lungs stop working. The honey badger's socket has a swapped-out amino acid that gives it a positive electrical charge. Cobra venom is also positively charged. Like magnets pointing the wrong way, the venom gets pushed off before it can lock in, and the muscles keep firing. The same workaround showed up separately in hedgehogs and pigs. Mongooses got there too, with a slightly different molecular trick. Four different animals with no shared ancestor all arrived at the same solution because venomous snakes kept biting them for millions of years. That only covers snakes like cobras and mambas. Puff adders work differently, destroying tissue instead of paralyzing muscle, and the DNA trick doesn't help there. So when a puff adder lands a solid bite, the badger collapses into a kind of coma for two or three hours. Then it wakes up groggy and eats the snake anyway. The skin is maybe the unfairest part of all this. It's about a quarter inch thick, rubbery, and so loose it fits like a wetsuit two sizes too big. A lion can clamp its jaws on a honey badger and the badger will twist halfway around inside its own skin and start clawing the lion's face while still in its mouth. Bee stingers barely get through. Porcupine quills don't either. Which brings us back to the bees in that photo. They're annoying. A few sneak through to the face, and enough stings have killed honey badgers in the wild. Honey badgers still die. But they're running three different defense systems at the same time, and one of them is a genetic lottery ticket evolution has pulled four times.

@ona_nky @ZhongcartNG Ignore it.

@ZhongcartNG Ok

she graduated before me, and I was still in uni, so she was depressed from not getting any jobs while she was at home. So I told her to come to my place — ‘student accommodation’— so that she could job hunt in my city…

@SoupLorrd And of course it's a Nigerian account.

Just start a “go fund me” it can’t be this bad for monetization.

@goal You've won like 5 UCLs in the last 10 years. Rest bro, let others take over.

Former Real Madrid scout Manolo Romero has launched a scathing attack on Vinicius Junior, following the Spanish giants' dramatic Champions League exit at the hands of Bayern Munich 🫣😤 Read the full quotes 🔗 goal.com/en/lists/real-…

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@Officialspeedaf @aok2907 Good morning, why have beenI receiving messages that my phone number cannot be reached so my delivery failed ? I am typing this with my phone right now. My delivery number is NG021000878202

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@ruicharadrius @DerpyErika And this is why the name was not published. It doesn't sound like a new or old world Anglo Saxon name.

@DerpyErika her name and face is already published. shes Adhara Pérez Sánchez. its just some ppl rather reduce her to her autism instead

"autistic girl". can you maybe mention her name so ppl actually remember her?

@ultras_antifaa 6 years??? Damn!!!!

U.S. Air Force pilot Gerald Venanzi, after ejecting from his aircraft, was captured in 1967 by a young North Vietnamese girl. The photograph dealt a major blow to the myth of “invincible imperialism.” Venanzi was released in 1973 after spending six years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam.

@Rlkjn22 Speak for yourself, sir 🤓

Boa tentativa Vladimir Putin, ela realmente é uma russa muito linda mas eu não vou morrer numa trincheira em Pokrovsk

@KWSKenya Damn!!! I thought they said Kenya has one of the largest cattle population per Capita in Africa.

𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 This morning at around 0800hrs, a hyena was found feeding on dumped poultry remains in Kamenu Location, Thika West Sub-County, Kiambu County (near Thika). The animal was surrounded by residents, chased, killed, and slaughtered before response teams arrived. Several individuals fled with parts of the carcass, including internal organs. Members of the public are strongly warned not to handle or consume any meat from the animal. Hyenas are scavengers and may carry dangerous diseases such as Rabies, Anthrax, Brucellosis, and foodborne infections like Salmonella infection and E. coli infection. 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐲: -Do not consume the meat -Surrender it immediately to authorities -Seek medical attention if exposed -The killing and consumption of wildlife is illegal and punishable by law. Protect your health. Say No to Bush Meat. #TunzaMaliYako