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@mervinej

Life is a script, I'm not the actor, but the author... -GZA ~~ Opsy type things @mulesoft (formerly @heroku)

Oregon City, OR Katılım Mayıs 2007
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@rossipedia @zodtypes @faker_js @ApiMocking I wrote something back in 2015 that recorded production traffic API routes and their latencies and allowed you to replay for performance testing. It was very useful. Not the same, but on topic.
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@jdorfman I use Unread like my email inbox. Check it multiple times a day and keep it zeroed.
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Justin Dorfman
Justin Dorfman@jdorfman·
I've been missing important DM's/mentions on Slack this year. Need to figure out a way to fix this. Is there a way to fix this? 🤔 Is it just me?
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Andy Griffiths
Andy Griffiths@AndyGriffithsX·
Front-end dev: “back-end is hard” Back-end dev: “front-end is hard” Full-stack dev: “everything is hard” 👀 😂
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@rossipedia I’m not mad about it… and I only play Blizzard games.
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@rossipedia 😂 Going through this series for the third time right now.
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Jez Humble
Jez Humble@jezhumble·
It’s come to my attention that many people think continuous delivery/deployment is about taking whatever crap you have in version control & shipping it into prod as fast as possible so you can test in prod NO CD is about making it SAFE to ship your code into prod quickly by:
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nixCraft 🐧
nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft·
It is not Linux's job to stop you from shooting your foot. If you so choose to do so, then it is Linux's job to deliver Mr. Bullet to Mr. Foot in the most efficient way it knows.
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Michelle D'israeli 🦝
Michelle D'israeli 🦝@MDisraeli·
"never hire an information security employee who has ever worked for a firm that has had a security incident"
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Nice thing about a 4 y/o is that of you hide when they call you and then they find you, they assume you’re playing hide n seek.
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☁️Trey@treyford·
Achievement Unlocked! You sent a pull-up diaper through the washer! ... tell me what I’ve won! Little ittie bittie white crap on EVERYTHING in ... THE DARKS LOAD!?
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Evil MoPac
Evil MoPac@EvilMopacATX·
Let's play HOLY SHIT, AUSTIN IS COLDER THAN ___________.
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@hanwhocodes @nixcraft First, wrong! It’s YYYY-MM-DD. Second, thankfully I found my amazing wife in spite of the odds being that I’d die alone. 🤣
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Marcus Vance 🗡
Marcus Vance 🗡@MarcusCVance·
In case you wanted to learn Morse code for the pending apocalypse.
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