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Boomers home we put a bid on their house they are asking the highest price in the town, our bid was fair, they said it wasn’t enough, our real estate agent was trying to tell us that the sales went up 6 percent like it was a big shit deal. Hope they aren’t in a rush…

@cecegkh Those are some rough hairstyles.. mine was just high half pony tail crimped all up

Gen X girl names that are almost extinct! I knew most, but I didn’t know any Heathers or Lindsays growing up. Did you know any girls by this name?

A great extra gift to give parents of small children is a Costco box of magic erasers

My kids really amaze me every day, my 4 year old somehow learned the correct way to use air quotes.

@CollinRugg Hyundai is a cheap piece of shit

Toddler suffocates to death after being crushed by a folding seat in a Hyundai SUV. Lucia Ayala died by mechanical asphyxiation after a button to lay down the back seat was accidentally pressed, trapping her under it. “It’s one of those things where it’s really a freak accident where, however the button was pressed, it went down and essentially crushed the child,” said Akron police Lt. Michael Murphy. Hyundai has now recalled 70,000 vehicles and stopped production of certain trim levels of the Palisade due to safety concerns over an “issue with the second and third-row power seats.” One Palisade owner showed just how dangerous the seats can be by crushing bottles of water. Video: annabanana3703 / tt

@allie__voss It’s how I built my kids room library!

Went to a baby shower today where instead of cards you brought a baby book and wrote a note in the front and that’s the cutest idea ever

I asked for a skylight calendar for Christmas this was my gift, because I wanted my kids to use it to learn their routines to make life a little easier for me, but it has become the worst gift since my husband bought me a 23 inch tv so I could watch tv while I iron our clothes.

@Mavistires sucks, I got a flat and the idiots tried to sell my husband 4 new tires and refused to patch it, the tire was fine, my tires have only 19,000 miles on them glad he told them no and left, scam artists

@DawnsMission @TrumpGirlLove When I’m being hard on myself I’m just going to remember how I said no to the vax when the maternal fetal medicine Dr told me to get it when I was pregnant with my dsughter

My late husband—a family practice doctor—called recommending COVID vaccines for pregnant women outrageous: zero long-term studies. He was right. CDC study now admits the shots increase risk of a leading cause of maternal and fetal death by 24%.

@alphafox Monitoring the situation

Why is this so accurate: 😭😭

@cinemattie When I was in kindergarten it was the 1987 I believe my teacher said Indian style so probably in the 90s they changed it to applesauce

Saw a bunch of people on Facebook today upset over calling sitting cross legged "criss cross applesauce" instead of "Indian style." And like...where have y'all been? Teachers have been calling it criss cross applesauce for nearly 30 years. This is not a new development.

@DawnsMission @TrumpGirlLove This makes sense, I was always sniffling and stuffy couldn’t breathe, but when I started walking outside a mile or 2 everyday in the morning and now I rarely need my allergy nasal sprays.

Allergies CURED? Dr. Richard Urso started giving Vitamin D to every patient. They keep coming back stunned: nonstop runny nose gone. Couldn’t function, now they can. Protocol: ~1,000 IU per 32 lbs body weight daily. Low Vitamin D fueling irritation.

It’s 80 something degrees in NY on Sunday it will be 45 I just can’t

@ItsJuliansRum Seems like the stupids are thriving

Be honest. Does it feel like America is thriving right now? Does it feel like your family is thriving right now?

@NoFilterSkin I hated people visiting us in the hospital when I felt like shit looked like shit and just wanted to fucking sleep

BRING BACK keeping newborns in the house for a full 6 weeks... like please. ​everybody don't need to see the baby right away. let that baby rest, let the mama heal, let everything settle in peace. ​everything don't need to be rushed or shown off. some moments deserve to be private and protected.

I’d like to go back to work when I can, but I’m not looking forward to being around co workers, Ive had bad feelings ever since an asshole opened my paycheck when I worked in retail, and showed everyone how much I made, and it was so fucking awkward after that. Maybe remote?

@ouranometrian2 They make it out to be “tricky” because of hormones fluctuating between cycles so I guess they just say fuck it

I actually dont get why ob/gyn seems so reluctant to do hormone blood panels. Seems like it should be fairly routine around menopause/issues in puberty and around child birth

@MJTruthUltra I Will never forget what they did to us, and I tell my kids about it so they don’t forget as well

Dear Unvaccinated citizens of the world,THIS is a reminder, to congratulate you on surviving a multi-billion dollar psychological propaganda operation meant to demoralize you into compliance. You beat them… but don’t ever stop demanding they pay for what they did to us. They all belong in prison. rumble.com/v2nr2ry-the-un…

@RetroNewsNow This song was so big when I was in high school

🎶Hanson released ‘MMMBop’ 29 years ago, April 15, 1997

@ThrillaRilla369 Subway will try to Mandela effect that like it never happened

What happened to $5 footlongs? Why is my sandwich $15.89🥖