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metrod
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“He knows those computers better than anybody, all those vote counting computers, and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide, so it was pretty good, so thank you to Elon!” - Donald Trump, the day before he was sworn in for a second term

Your kitchen needs this immediately! 🌶️🔪

BREAKING: South Carolina bans tattoo studios within 1,000 feet of any church, school, or playground — a rule so broad it wipes out most of the state. And the state criminalized tattooing anyone’s head, face, or neck. We're challenging these on First Amendment grounds.

The 'sad' truth about Jimothy, Seattle's uber-viral mutant raccoon with a short spine trib.al/CwbDnHs


One of the most disturbing phenomena over the past two years has been parents using their children as props for violent politics.

Charlie Kirk 'freedom' statue to be unveiled in 'center of the universe' in NYC on anniversary of his death trib.al/FpRith5

I don’t remember wildfire smoke as part of my childhood Michigan memories. What’s changed?

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

we could have had a period accurate Odyssey, spoken in ancient Greek.

is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"

Ben Shapiro says Greeks are not White as he glazes the multiracial cast of The Odyssey (2026)

WE WILL STOP COMMUNISM. 🇺🇸

Bro

Who?

Welcome to the best airport in the world✈️






