Matthew Farrell

@HeatherCashman I will die on the em dash hill.

Advice from me as a literary agent who’s also a writer: If your CP or agent or editor is telling you to remove things from your own writing (that you know you wrote) because it sounds like AI, you might politely tell them to go pound sand. AI is trained to sound like us, and it’s only getting better at it. But you are the only one with your voice. Treasure it. Keep it sacred (with all the em dashes and metaphors), no matter what anyone tells you to do.

@GioWFAN Gio, same ear thing happened to me last year. Docs couldn't help. Lasted the entire Winter/Spring then went away with hot weather. This year was much better. Hot humid weather seemed to be the key.

@LeeGoldberg That's so great!! Congrats, man!

Look what I got today... I won't know if I won until I attend the Edgar Awards ceremony in NYC later this month. But it's still a big thrill and honor for me just to be nominated.

@cjtudor Can't wait!!

Welcome to SERENITY FALLS! My new novel is finally here and available to pre-order: shor.by/CJTudor. I would love you to come visit. But remember, once you’re here, you’re here to stay . . .

I miss when Twitter posts had character limits.

#WillTrent definitely took a turn toward slapstick this season, right? I'm not just imagining this?

@Alsboringtweets In case you need an author to reference, I'm your man...

The Little Point Book Shop in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ invited me to do a coffee talk on Saturday, March 7th at 10am. It’s a free event. I will be talking about my career and some of my favorite books, and I’ve read upwards of a dozen in my life, so it will be very exciting.

@MrPitbull07 Burger King bday party

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

@Chase Why are you constantly making online bill pay more cumbersome and difficult? I used to be in and out in 10 min. Now there's drop downs and date/name filters and all this other unnecessary stuff. Just make it simple. Please.

I really wanted to like #bestmedicine but the characters are so unlikeable it's distracting. Everyone is vapid and shallow and selfish and...dumb. Trying to hang in there, but damn.

@Alsboringtweets No Buzz on the remaining NFL teams, right?

Give this woman ALL the awards. She is my absolute fav. #thepitt

@HawkEmDownChris True - Elton Brand

True or False: Someone that attended your high school became a professional athlete.

In a year when legendary coaches are searching for new teams, the #Jets are sticking with Kotite 2.0. Nice. #nyj #nyjets

@OptimisticJets Funny you should say that. When the 4th quarter started I went and took a shower. I never would've done that in years past. I was just done with the product this year.

First time I’m genuinely happy the #Jets season is coming to an end. As bad as it’s been in previous years, there was always a feeling of wanting to watch the Jets for a little longer every year. This season has been so bad that I don’t want to see this product any longer. Glenn and Mougey are entering 2026 on extremely hot seats. They better be serious about improving this coaching staff and using the resources through free agency and draft to improve

If you can't step back and appreciate the thrilling and beautiful ending to #StrangerThings5 I don't know what to tell you. So so season as a whole, but that finale was incredible.

I feel like there was so much more they could do with Maxx. I dont like that she's in some background subplot. 2 eps to go. They better make her shine. #StrangerThings5

Oh damn, we have ANOTHER #Chiefs game with Tony Romo? I can't with this guy...

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@drpatrick Thank u for all you're doing. Does Bioshield work with rheumatoid arthritis? My wife is 54 and just had to stop working because of her flare-ups. So sad to see.