Myranda (Taylor’s Version)

im gonna be wearing little to no clothing this summer so if you hate fat bitches stay inside

deep cleaned my entire apartment, did a load of laundry, ran the dishwasher, completed a life admin task that I've been putting off

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

The way I see it, you either are a REAL ride or die swiftie or a fake ass poser and no, theres no in between

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

Hey man I’m really sorry I’m late. I just had to stop and give both my cats one hundred million kisses each before leaving, and then tell them both that I love them with a sincerity and earnestness that would make my human family members jealous

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

lovin this p bruins game from section 124 row kk seats 14 and 15 @DaveandBusters #xbruins

When we land on the moon in 2028

Artemis II is officially back home.

being tall and sitting in someone’s lap makes me feel like a great dane that doesn’t realize it’s not a puppy anymore

quero engravidar de formas naturais por uma mulher

wdym the moon is PURPLE?? huge win for people whose entire personality is the moon and the color purple

Our lady is such a beauty. Some of those blue parts go into dark purple close up and that's my favorite color. She's the reason for our tides and cycles. She's been with us through everything. Lady Moon always.

‼️| The crew of “Artemis II,” farthest humans from Earth in history, are wearing Taylor Swift inspired friendship bracelets.

The Artemis II crew sends a message to humans as they prepare to temporarily lose radio contact signal behind the far side of the moon: “To all of you down there on Earth — and around Earth — We love you, from the moon.”

2026 in: lesbianism out: owen hunt

My take on Harry Potter boycotting is that I think if you bought HP stuff before JK Rowling’s transphobia was revealed, that’s fine, I’m not going to make you sell your childhood books. Just dont support financially directly NOW.

Stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.