Margaret Ferrier's Teeth

@Bobmcphail1872 He’s mentally challenged the poor chap. We really shouldn’t laugh at deranged individuals like this, but he’s brought it all on himself. What an absolute tool.

Stop what you're doing and watch this for a laugh.

@brawday I’ll take that as an admission of no details whatsoever, in other words, completely made up? What a surprise, I’m so shocked.

As if real scots would want to just give away to another country

@brawday Prove it….show the details of your claimed numbers.

SIX in 10 Scots believe that North Sea oil money should be exclusively spent on Scotland, a new survey has revealed. thenational.scot/news/26009020.…

@CailynMcMahon @theSNP @DollyParton And 10,000 for first home buyers….they are a joke!!!! Still waiting for the free laptops and free bikes the SNP promised. 19 years of driving Scotland into the dirt.

Jenny Gilruth announcing @theSNP’s election pledge that, if elected, Scotland will be the first country in the world to roll out @DollyParton’s Imagination Library nationwide. #BothVotesSNP will deliver a book every month for weans everywhere in Scotland🌍📚💛

@FLOTUS I never understood a word of that, can someone please translate into English? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

First Lady Melania Trump’s Statement

@theSNP 10,000….yeah ok….this to go along with the free laptops and free bikes then?

Make it Both Votes SNP on May 7th for a government that’ll give you up to £10,000 towards your first home.

@theSNP 19 years of driving Scotland into the dirt. The First Minister doesn’t even know what a woman is and is hell bent on putting violent male rapists into women’s prisons!!! No thanks.

@theSNP @JohnSwinney You can’t even provide a ferry on time, on budget or a ferry that doesn’t constantly break down only a short period of time after being commissioned. Best you sit this one out you absolute charlatan.

The SNP is always on Scotland’s side. And we’re always on the side of Scotland’s islands, too. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@jezzawants There is taking the piss….and there is taking the piss. You seem incapable of spotting either.

There is deluded and then there is Colin Wynter KC deluded. A whole new level of delusion.

@TheFamousReds Tinpot fans who allegedly support a tinpot club playing in a tinpot stadium....welcome to division one for the mutton molestors.

The players don't deserve the backing but this is our club. Relegation is not an option. Let's get a massive 3 points on Saturday 🔴⚪️

President Trump set out clear, obtainable military objectives for Operation Epic Fury. Thanks to the brilliance of the United States military forces, this operation was a massive success, crushing the Iranian military apparatus.

@HumzaYousaf Humza Useless: Brother in law convicted drug trafficker Now infamous 'white' speech No car insurance whilst Transport Minister Gifting 250,000 to Hamas to free his in-laws Falling off his scooter As Justice Secretary, his outrage over a fake Glasgow Rangers video 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Make Tommy Robinson Stephen Yaxley-Lennon again. Imagine a convicted fraudster lecturing anyone about trust. Wind your neck in.

@henrywinter @NeilSimmy8 @PitchPublishing He was a bang average player who will only ever be remembered for that shocking tackle on Durrant. Apart from that, he was a coward, a thug, a guy who was literally nothing, playing for a nothing team with nothing fans.

Really looking forward to reading this from @NeilSimmy8. The football story is obviously very strong, facing Gullit and Platini. Aberdeen, Gothenburg glory, trophies, that challenge on Durrant, but also the personal journey and finding his father after 60 years. @PitchPublishing

@dougiedonnelly @TheMasters @BBCSport @robert1lefty You played Augusta National....what did you shoot? I'm guessing 84, then you had a cold refreshing beverage and played the back nine? (I'm being kind with the 84 for the front nine as I've actually seen you swing a club)

Having worked on a bunch of @TheMasters for @BBCSport back in the day, played the course, and caddied in the Par 3 contest, I always look forward to golf's second best Major ! And I'm sure you can guess who I'd love to see win this year ...@robert1lefty.

@NatashaMDay Thank you for your service.

Today marks 12 years in the British Army. That’s right, I’ve officially spent over a decade being shouted at, saluting things, filling out forms, and wondering whether the meeting could have been an email. - I’ve gone all the way to Africa to learn that mosquitos are apex predators. -I blagged my way into a paramedic course because I didn’t like my bosses bosses boss - Picked a ridiculous sport to compete at because nothing says work/life balance like being dragged across a body of water at 30kph. - I started a whole Defence Network/ movement because I couldn’t find a policy during Covid. - I’ve even wound up in the Royal box at Wimbledon in what has been the biggest plot twist of my career so far. (10/10 would recommend) Twelve years of service, adventure, questionable decisions, proud moments, surreal experiences, and the occasional “what on earth is happening?” thought. Would I do it all again? Well… I’m still here, so apparently yes. Here’s to the next chapter, may it be just as chaotic, brilliant, and unintentionally hilarious as the last twelve.

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@CraigHouston_ @DownWithTheSNP @craighouston I was thinking he was your identical twin....but perhaps I'm mistaken?

@DownWithTheSNP @craighouston I can categorically deny that is my brother.

Here he is, any relation @CraigHouston 🤣

@JonnyBones Jonny impaired again.

This kid proceeded to chase my car down for two blocks, revving his engine and trying to intimidate me. I am glad this happened to me and not one of the senior citizens in our community. I am proud of myself for standing up for myself and not allowing that kind of bullying or intimidation.

@HumzaYousaf Christian Country - there you go, I’ve fixed it for you.

A happy Easter to all those celebrating, particularly Christian communities here in Scotland and across the world.

@FacelessRanger At least don’t show him Inside ffs

I’m sorry but that is absolutely pathetic from John Souttar, backing off like that in your own box. Go and fucking tackle him!