Well Done or Done Well?

@AwkwardAndOdd White pepper only.

Settle an argument for me. DO YOU PUT PEPPER IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES?

@itsjuststephfox Keep working on them by reverse cowgirl with me. Only me.

@turtledumplin Romaine croutons.

My salad is just a bowl of ranch and bacon with lettuce sprinkles.

So I went to #BlueskySocial for a while. Fuck it's boring. I need my sickos and animosity.

@TheHappySlut1 I've been single for 7+ years. It gets old. I miss affection. Among many other things.

I’m lonely but I’m also perfectly content being single. I may be single from here on out and I can honestly say that doesn’t scare me at all.

2025. The year of the mullet.

@LoveTherapis1 I recognize that I am not here for me. I am here for my friends, family, the ideas and people I support. I can get very selfish when I'm down...and I have been through hell the past 2 years...but I know my life is not mine to take.

how do you handle su¡cidal thoughts???

@ShawnSp35097900 @LoveTherapis1 Have you been to one?

@LoveTherapis1 Sounds like a party! Or maybe a meth house.

✌️🤣🙈😂😂

@itsjuststephfox Booty looks good 👍 in this picture. I am moving to @70sailor@bluesky.social.com

@CackowskiLiz You can try to imagine it. 😥🤔🤣💙

@mgsailor70 I can imagine how frustrating that must be.

When you put away dishes after washing them, do you put the clean ones underneath the old dishes so they all get used equally, or do you put them on top because it’s easier?

@DieselBABE20 Funny lady!

Do you think they will abolish the IRS? 🤔

@bullypulpiteer @Tbone7219 And, yes gentlemen, I see the joke. That's the beauty.

@bullypulpiteer @Tbone7219 You're

Saying “Yes Ma’am /Sir and No Ma’am/Sir” doesn't mean that you’re southern, it just means that you’re respectful.

@FoodPornPhotos An upset stomach.

What's your first thought when you see this meal?

@BlutoForPrez Well, we have fat and stupid for president now.

@TheHappySlut1 When I could walk, it never went bad. Salad and a slab of meat, maybe a few carbs if simple enough to make, were always a great dinner for me. I even made my own salad dressing.

Save money by not getting Starbucks, or keep enjoying your morning coffee and just stop buying the organic spring mix bagged salad that rots in your fridge every week.

@U_Phobia We're not supposed to tell you these things. You discover these things BY DATING SOMEONE. That's the beauty and glory of dating, meeting in person.

@bitzydimbo What?! Actually, I'm not shocked but I SHOULD be.