aly murray

@ecofishsex @Acyn His top general regularly teleports to the Tehran Waffle House to scout the situation

@Acyn The Emperor can draw a perfect map. With perfect troop placement. He also used telepathy to know exactly where to strike their leaders, which he personally threw the missile with his bare hands. His cock is also 9 inches.

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

@mhound5 @phanpypampy @ContraPoints Aw, I'm right chuffed. You're too kind.

@overhubbed @phanpypampy @ContraPoints You're really killing it today.

I apologize to the reefer addict community. You’re not like other junkies, I get that now. You just need natural plant-based spirit medicine to kill your ego, namaste. Wait are you on drugs right now? Yeah it’s really obvious, everyone can tell. What the hell

@mhound5 @phanpypampy @ContraPoints Stick that jawn up your ass, as we say in Philly

@phanpypampy @overhubbed @ContraPoints "I'm alright Jack." as we say in England.

@phanpypampy @mhound5 @ContraPoints This guy is STILL GOING. It's almost 1am where he is and he's just so angry. You'd think all that bud would've chilled him out but nah

@overhubbed @mhound5 @ContraPoints lol, honestly, good job (fellow THC enjoyer who hates potheads.)

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Cillian Murphy doesn't want your English bullshit

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Good one, lol.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Sure thing, Nigel.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints I was showing concern for your underlying mental illness. Sorry if I have offended you.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Lmao someone says they dislike cannabis culture and your takeaway is "they must hate everything" Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Well at least there's something in life you like so that's a start.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints I prefer yogurt

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Try yoga

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Yes. You got me. I am married to convicted rapist Danny Masterson. I am so lonely between our few allowed conjugal visits that I pass the time by rage-baiting chronically stoned Brits on X The Everything App. Please forgive me for any distress this has caused you.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Is that your husband?

@mhound5 @ContraPoints I have some American expressions I'd love to teach you

@overhubbed @ContraPoints It's an English expression.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints "these things I said aren't really things I said. Aren't we all just, like, constructs anyway? Mum, I need some help with rent again"

@mhound5 @ContraPoints That's some stoner reasoning if ever I heard any lmaoooooooo

@mhound5 @ContraPoints We get it; you hate women. I'm sorry your sweat-stained skunk lair is so unappealing. While I appreciate the offer of UK citizenship, I'm unfortunately already married 💔

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Bit rich

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Lmao you're so fucking mad for no reason. So sorry you've made a psychoactive plant your entire personality. Fucking dork ass loser

@overhubbed @ContraPoints You are a cunt

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Joke's on you; I'm not wearing pants. Fucking weirdo

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Don't shit your pants.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints YOU are cannabis culture. I hate YOU, specifically. Go die mad about it.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints I really don't. Please explain.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Bud if you don't know what cannabis culture is what are you even DOING here? Fucking sea lion. You know exactly what cannabis culture is. Go away, Gandalf the Green.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints What even is cannabis culture? And what is it about it that you hate?

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Ok Nigel

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Yeah I'm really convinced.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Also "ungrateful" my ass I've been a legalization advocate for 25 fucking years and you aren't even IN this country. Piss all the way the fuck off. Sorry not sorry I struck a nerve ya boring stoner

@overhubbed @ContraPoints You appreciate the weed store so much you went on Twitter to slag off fellow cannabis users. You sound great.