Agent J

Gonna tell the grandkids one day about this epic entry price

@arkham @ethereum How much did they print/mint is the next question

THE ETHEREUM FOUNDATION HAS NOW STAKED $100M ETH The Ethereum Foundation just staked another $46.51M ETH for a total of $93.1M staked today. They now hold $143.1M of staked ETH. How much ETH will the ETH Foundation stake?

@YieldMaxETFs Stabilize nav erosion bros Buy bitcoin and dump the treasury trash

4.1.2026: YieldMax ETFs Announces Distributions of Group 2 for the following ETFs. $ABNY – $0.3420 $AIYY – $0.1146 $AMDY – $0.3267 $AMZY – $0.0765 $APLY – $0.0617 $BABO – $0.0866 $BRKC – $0.1782 $CONY – $0.3763 $CRCO – $0.3078 $CRSH – $0.3311 $CVNY – $0.2934 $DIPS – $0.4471 $DISO – $0.0419 $DRAY – $0.1188 $FBY – $0.0662 $FIAT – $0.3676 $GDXY – $0.1436 $GMEY – $0.1391 $GOOY – $0.0789 $HIYY – $0.2192 $HOOY – $0.3815 $JPO – $0.0717 $MARO – $0.0774 $MRNY – $0.2751 $MSFO – $0.0672 $MSTY – $0.3137 $NFLY – $0.0856 $NVDY – $0.1148 $OARK – $0.2968 $PLTY – $0.4497 $PYPY – $0.2645 $RBLY – $0.2121 $RDYY – $0.2336 $SMCY – $0.0859 $SNOY – $0.0834 $TSLY – $0.2585 $TSMY – $0.1327 $WNTR – $0.5101 $XOMO – $0.1359 $XYZY – $0.3015 $YBIT – $0.2624 $YQQQ – $0.1069 Press Release: tinyurl.com/bdzfm587 Standardized performance: YieldMaxETFs.com Prospectus: Yieldmaxetfs.com/prospectus/all #YieldMaxETFs $MSTR $PLTR $NVDA $HOOD $COIN

@CryptoCyberia @OpenOutcrier @grok what’s the timeline they bet for this to happen

Insider wallet on Polymarket that bet 500k predicting the exact time we first struck Iran just bet 800k on ground invasion of Iran.

@Gemini Who’s been put in jail from fraud and Epstein files

JUST IN: Pam Bondi fired as Attorney General

@RetireonDividen Coinbase card gives 4% up to 10k each month

The process resumes…….. Wife and kids spend endless amounts of money with my one request, use the Robinhood Card! Mission successful Cash back sent to Robinhood and then cash used to buy Bitcoin Endless Spending = More Bitcoin

@Cobratate @patty_fi It all ends up in a box at the end…unless Your money can buy more time in this reality it’s all a moot point

@patty_fi Broke cope. Hes a retard and would be even worse broke. Hes rich so he walks with a slap on the wrist. Stop romanticising bring broke its the most destructive cope. GET RICH.

“Money buys happiness” Study this photo. Billionaire. Fighting internal demons There’s guys making 40k a year driving in their used Honda smiling daily on their way to a local AA meeting to fellowship Feeling free as a bird Money ain’t shit

@cnthinking @gerovich @Metaplanet And just recently DOJ opened a case for wash trading price manipulation against folks manipulating crypto tokens

@cnthinking @gerovich @Metaplanet Look into wintermute and binance wallet activity

🪜 We keep climbing. Now #3

@RetireonDividen It’s not your wallet if someone else knows the keys

Okay Bitcoin geniuses, serious question and hold your sarcastic answers for later. Why would you want to move your bitcoin from an easy accessible online platform to a hard wallet? I’m serious, what made you individually move your bitcoin there?

@cnthinking @gerovich @Metaplanet Buyers are buyers bot account

@mib_jay @gerovich @Metaplanet Because there are no new retail buyers.

@arkham Dumb af ETH isn’t any better then shitty fiat scam

Bitmine just purchased $145.70M of ETH. Since the start of March, they purchased $552.29 MILLION of ETH at an estimated average price of $2136.56. That’s $1 Billion of ETH every 2 months. They currently hold 3.92% of the ETH supply. At this rate, they will get to 4% in less than 2 weeks - and 5% by September.

@gerovich @Metaplanet Why don’t you have Blackrock in here

@saylor @Strategy Can you buy BTC not on otc exchanges this week

Most assets struggle to reach a Sharpe of 1. $STRC is at 3.88.

@Barchart Usable Earth land and Bitcoin are the only things nobody can create more of and have actually value and use cases

Diamonds are worthless the market was artificially pumped by certain companies They can make that shit in a lab and you can’t tell the difference even with tools Nobody is buying the stupid high prices of slaved mined and environmental destruction shit earth rocks Lab grown is better for the world and its people

BREAKING 🚨: Diamonds Diamonds may be a girl's best friend but they're your portfolio's worst nightmare. Prices have fallen to their lowest level this century!

Gonna be a massive drop then back up….bet DOJ already brought a case against wash trading and bid spoofing crypto only a matter of time before wintermute, binance, kraken and possibly coinbase are brought up on charges too They have been the ones keep it down They are running fractional reserve models imo and don’t actually have the bitcoin reserve they are supposed to have

@mib_jay I’m feeling like Michael Burry from the movie starring at the computer

My bitcoin price prediction into 2027. Bookmark it

@libsoftiktok There’s a reason why they want him gone….dude is speaking truth

NEW: Gaston County North Carolina School Board member Tod Kinlaw is facing pressure to resign for sharing a post critical of Islam

@ChrisMMillas Sell $100 puts for Jan 2027

$MSTR has now gone 9 consecutive months with negative performance.