micah ☻

Reba, not right now……

are we allowed to say it was rigged or can only they do that…

now that Trump might become president again. - Palestinians will no longer exist. - Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe). - We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs. - Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down! - Women will no longer have access to healthcare. - Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy). - 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion. anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government. really good job guys 🫶

Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur

but it can also feel empowering to know that despite going through all of that pain, you are still here. you survived those years.

okay chills….. it’s really the year of lovers wow

this

got hammered last night let’s see what we got cookin in the drafts

*phone rings in middle of the night* me: *answers phone* hey this is josh with toxicology doc: hey josh we have a kid here with cyanosis, blue tongue, blue lips—uhh hold on a sec *whispering in background* me: ? doc: nvm they had a blue jolly rancher bye

What is a wedding “theme”? The theme of my wedding will be my hot wife

get their asses Dolly

only person i want is you

“you’re silly (i’m so in love with you)”

@Stfalex1 Shut up 🤣 they be timing EVERYTHING

just went shopping at aldi for the first time ,, shit is wild . 25 cent carts and clerks that are a “ i forgot something “ no no you didn’t it’s too late

the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast

@emunz34 Have you tried racerback gc2b binders? They’re the only thing that really work for me

@javroar “with all due respect” then i proceed to disrespect the shit outta you

me: these gas prices are high as shit, you need to slow down my foot:

My girlfriend: We are not getting another dog Me, scrolling on the local animal shelters website looking at dogs: