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@MichaelPayneUK @NazShahBfd Better than her telling grooming gang victims to shut up

Outstanding speech @NazShahBfd! 👏🏻❤️

@TorstenBell She hands your lot their arses on a plate!

Kemi Badenoch - a women who thinks what matters is being rude rather than being right

@NatalieFleetMP You'll be another useless tool

An honour to be joining His Majesty’s Government as Minister for Safeguarding and Violence Against Women & Girls. Jess Phillips leaves huge shoes to fill. I look forward to building on her fantastic work in the fight to make the county safer for us all.

@catkinson80 Another useless tool

I am honoured to accept the appointment as Victims Minister.

@kristenrudd A dirty job but somebody's got to do it 😂 ♥

Oh, no. My three-week old grandson fell asleep on me, and now I have to hold him while he naps on my chest and makes little squeaky noises. Awful. Just a terrible predicament.

@officialsammyuk Scooby Doo?

Jess Philips has resigned as Minister. 👇🏻 Who will replace her?

@PolitlcsUK But not the first tosser !

🚨NEW: Rhun ap Iorwerth is officially the new First Minister of Wales He is the first Plaid Cymru politician to hold the position

@ForeverHoundsUK He's gorgeous

There once was a greyhound named Henry, Whose nature was peaceful and friendly. He’d greet you with grace, A soft, happy face, Then snooze through the day rather gently. 🐾 🍀 Happy National Limerick Day! 🍀 #NationalLimerickDay #greyhound

@GBNEWS Who?

BREAKING: Victims minister Alex Davies-Jones has resigned from government. In a letter to Sir Keir Starmer she has said: "We have needed to do more and therefore it is with a very heavy heart that I feel I have no choice but to resign."

@Patricia344130 Agreed 👏

This fraud resigns. No loss there. She did nothing for women & girls. Good riddance.

@LeeHarris Will we even notice?

🚨HUGE: JESS PHILLIPS HAS RESIGNED! 🎉

@PatrickChristys Will we even notice. She's a useless tool like him

This is an absolutely catastrophic resignation letter to the PM by Jess Phillips exposing what a weak little man the PM really is.

@TheNorfolkLion Will we notice. A useless tool

🚨 BREAKING: Jess Phillips has resigned from Keir Starmer’s Government! The Safeguarding Minister couldn’t take it anymore. The woman who spent years lecturing us on women’s safety, who defended the grooming gang cover-ups and two-tier justice, has finally bailed on Starmer’s sinking ship. Heavy heart my arse. This is the Labour Party eating itself alive while Britain burns, boats still crossing, natives ignored, and now even their own ministers jumping ship.

@GriftReport His visa will be granted. It's a dead cert.

Scottish Greens admit their new transgender MSP could be forced to quit Holyrood because his work visa isn’t guaranteed Q Manivannan, a biological male who identifies as non-binary/transgender and uses they/them pronouns, was elected as a Green MSP for Edinburgh & Lothians East just days ago. He is currently on a student visa and does not have permanent UK residency. Greens co-leader Gillian Mackay confirmed he will need a new visa renewal during the parliamentary term and admitted it is “a process that will have to be completed”. Manivannan has already asked colleagues for financial help to cover the £2,000+ graduate visa fee and then the £5,000+ global talent visa fee.

@DefenceHQ @16AirAssltBCT Brilliant !

Strap in: Follow one of our paratroopers from @16AirAssltBCT jumping in to Tristan da Cunha – one of the world’s most remote communities – to deliver vital medical support 🪂

@CllrNROliver He won't like a woman challenging him. The little creep

According to Mothin Ali, Deputy Leader of the Green Party, if you disagree with illegal immigration and you vote for Reform UK you are apparently a ‘far right racist facist’. He did not like being challenged and swiftly lost his composure - this ladies and gentlemen is the real face of the Green Party. #ReformUK #greenparty #bbc #PoliticsUK #IllegalMigration @GBNEWS @EssexPR @Nigel_Farage @ZackPolanski @greenparty @greenparty

@Keir_Starmer But don't stop thousands of unknown men coming across the channel 🤷‍♀️

We will block far right agitators from traveling to Britain this weekend for a march designed to confront and provoke our diverse capital city. We will not allow people to come to the UK, threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets.

@AllisonPearson And whoever gives up that safe seat being esconsed in the H of L

I’m really looking forward to Andy Burnham finding a “safe” Labour seat.

@CatherineWest1 Back tracked !

I am hereby giving notice to No10 that I am collecting names of Labour MPs to call on the Prime Minister to set a timetable for the election of a new leader in September.

I have listened to the Prime Minister's speech this morning. I welcome the renewed energy and ideas. However, I have reluctantly concluded that this morning’s speech was too little too late.

@SimonForrest11 5 minutes in and we've ticked 6 off already 😂

Labour will wheel out their automaton today to convince us that they have a plan, that they actually care about people. As the autocue feeds the automaton his latest word soup, here's your chance to play... Starmer Bingo! 🥀 (T&C's apply, may not resemble reality, caveat emptor)