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@JalenRose was your PhD dissertation about how to be awful on TV?

Dude actually did. From Michigan too. Plus did the commencement speech. BossUp.

@CDeNicola13 That's an error right?

#Marlins practiced this a bunch during Spring Training. It's a way to get rid of a speedier runner on the basepaths and/or see if the batter is caught napping and not running the play out.

@riskylew Taiwan is not a Chinese province

I'm studying the Chinese provinces and am learning about what I can only assume is a multi-millenia prank

@captive_dreamer His child is a gun?

One of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history and the prime minister won't be able to name the cause of it because his child is one.

@MrMattGarvin So they can show two ads

*Whispers* why is this TBS playoff broadcast ridiculously off center?

@osamabishounen @kaylaguo_ It's an aspirational call for genocide. Used by those who supposedly oppose it.

you fucking hack @kaylaguo_

@savagegoodboy I looked at a 1946 map and I don't see Palestine. Interesting

regina spektor thinking she can go toe to toe with bjork over this is crazy

@FOS @JoshGerben @GenoSmith3 does one typically write back after being written off?

Geno Smith has filed a new trademark, per @JoshGerben: “THEY WROTE ME OFF, I AIN’T WRITE BACK THOUGH” The Seahawks QB made the filing two days after Seattle’s Week 1 win over Denver.

@MerianneJensen @Moms4Liberty Agree. The fact that you can read a bible in most school libraries is frankly disgusting. Do you have any idea the sick depravity that goes on in there?

I’ve been struggling lately to understand how so many parents don’t seem to care about the so-called education today’s children receive. How can parents not care about pornography in schools? Or sit by while kids are indoctrinated. Do they just not care? Help me understand this.

If this gets retweeted 1,500 times I will consider running for public office.

@HuffPostPol Thoughts and prayers

He was a "great father," his daughter Amanda Kuzma told The Daily Beast. huffpost.com/entry/doug-kou…

@darrenrovell Nobody goes to the post office anymore it’s too crowded

US Postal Service unveils Yogi Berra “Forever” stamp. “How could it last forever if it’s only good once?” — Yogi Berra, probably

@theintercept Surely the pundits at Fox News will be reasonable about this

India Walton, a socialist, an abolitionist, and a member of the Buffalo chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America, received more than 50 percent of Tuesday’s vote in the Democratic primary for mayor of Buffalo, New York. interc.pt/2StK4vk

@BLaw Tipped wages are irrelevant due to tip credit. No worker earns under minimum wage. The actual wage for the work a server does should be no more than a non-tipped restaurant employee, yet with tips they earn far above their colleagues.

Can the minimum wage for tipped workers be raised? The hourly wage for tipped workers, $2.13, hasn’t gone up in decades and is $5.12 lower than for non-tipped workers. On the Merits explores 👇 blawgo.com/M3P8hb1

@bkoo Damn that’s a good idea

Feels like yesterday I was in my 20s and full of tom foolery and bad decisions. Now I’m close to 40 and am deciding to DVR SVP’s SportsCenter because I go to bed to early and will watch in the morning so I’m not stuck grimacing at First Take or Undisputed while I work.

@SpartanHoops_DK If he improves his shooting he could be one of the best players in the country.

I have never allowed Aaron Henry slander on my timeline and I damn sure ain’t starting this year. For those of you who have grumbled about him, ask yourself what this team would be without him this season. Dude does EVERYTHING for this squad.

@DePauIFan @30feethigh @MrWeekend247 @grey_hue @Saheezyy @darrenrovell @PointsBetUSA The purpose of money laundering is to conceal the source of funds to authorities. Dollar goes into sports book more dollars come out of sports book. This does nothing to conceal the dollars that went in in the first place.

@30feethigh @MrWeekend247 @grey_hue @Saheezyy @darrenrovell @PointsBetUSA None ask for proof of income like you said. What if I’m a stripper or a private investigator and it’s something I don’t want to disclose. They can’t ask what do for a living.

We might have the strangest bet of the Super Bowl. A bettor in Illinois has wagered $10,000 at @PointsBetUSA that the opening kickoff would not be returned for a touchdown. If it isn’t, bettor nets $200. It has only happened once in 54 games (Devin Hester, SB XLI, 2007)

I’m glad Josh Hawley is showing everyone what a partisan anti-American piece of shit he really is. He can’t take it back now.

@politico Is Zuckerberg going to actually show up this time or will he send his robot clone again?

The CEOs of Facebook, Google, Apple & Amazon are beaming into a Capitol Hill hearing to face one major question: Are their companies too big and powerful for America's good? We'll be giving highlights and expert analysis of this epic antitrust hearing 👇politi.co/307Bgw7

Tech CEOs face Congress at epic antitrust hearing pscp.tv/w/cfBSVjFvTmps…