Michael Green™

Sorry boss, can’t work today, Sox are fucking rolling

Sorry boss, can’t work today, my baseball team lost on walk off catcher’s interference in extra innings last night

TWO HOMERS! SIX RBI! Trevor Story is having himself a game!

This >>>> shaking hands and podcasting with your rivals

Pete Rose passing away cuts deep.. Rest in Peace Charlie Hustle

naming my firstborn joey votto

"Hey try this IPA, I think you'll really lik--" Me:

Best 4th of July fireworks scene ever.

When I get a hold of the Rockies Bullpen Phone Number

@Rockies Took you guys 8 minutes to blow the lead. Crazy.

Taco Thursday 🌮

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵 1. Statue of King Arthur, England

@Rockies Y’all make me sick

FINAL: COL 6, MIA 7

Rockies nation feels for Oakland fans

🤡

just an awful lot of dick and balls on the timeline today, Fanatics. an awful lot.

@MileHighMims You’re outta your fuckin mind.

Fuck yes idc

Todd Helton, Hall of Famer. » 2000 National League batting champion » Three-time Gold Glover ('01, '02, '04) » Four-time Silver Slugger ('00, '01, '02, '03) » Five-time All-Star ('00, '01, '02, '03, '04) » @Rockies franchise leader in games, runs, hits, HR, RBI

Me when I see my homeboys:

@VBrinkleyy Look good feel good, feel good play good, play good pay good.😂

Playing a sport with jewelry on has never made sense to me