Ennui Rollins

@ryangrim x.com/danghentschel/…

So the feds are dropping charges against the Israeli citizen caught in Las Vegas with an illegal biolab, after he was caught in LA with an illegal biolab ktnv.com/news/crime/fed…

@NJAsmGerry Mikie Sherrill served, did you?

While the rest of us were paying tribute to our fallen military heroes, Governor Sherrill and Senator Kim chose to create a cheap photo-op at an ICE detention center. Our military who made the ultimate sacrifice deserve our utmost respect and thanks. nypost.com/2026/05/25/us-…

@gmoult They give you a second cookie

can we talk about why a doubletree in youngstown costs $250/night, be so fr rn

@hell_doe Two things had me smiling after my 3.5 hours of sleep last night: my living room still being 87° at 4am, and the appearance of new poison ivy on both of my forearms

it's easy to malign the humble north/south-facing apartment windows until it's 90° out and your apartment is still somewhat cool without air conditioning

@hotchipandlie_ I have actual thoughts about that kind of scenario that are complicated because it became actively detrimental to lives/livelihoods. Would I do it again? Yes

@michaelbritten Took me a moment of research to understand this joke and … exactlyyyy

Men love the idea of having a really horny freaky girlfriend until it’s time to get down and they can’t hang at all 🙄

I will jump at any opportunity to share appreciation for Low, and add that no music experience in my lifetime will ever top the “Low and Friends” holiday show that took place on 12/6/2006 at Bowery Ballroom

Today is Go To The Beach And Listen To The Radio Dept. While Thinking Of Beautiful Women Wednesday

Taking a personal day in order to attend a 1-hour Zoom workshop that will earn an additional personal day next quarter is the kind of lucky “checking emails from my surfboard” situation I rarely get gifted, but here we are (the beach)

@squirrel_nutzzz @TonyTaylor_87 Many sources close to Musk have independently revealed his back and neck are all fucked up from years of trying to self-suck

@TonyTaylor_87 Probably true, but his back and neck are also all fucked up. He's had several surgeries & has chronic pain. Not that I give a fuck. He deserves whatever misery the universe can dish out.

As a former gas station worker, I’ve seen these movements before: that’s meth.

why does this bitch look like she's gonna try and steal my man the first minute i leave them alone together

Might be thinking about this Bumble Like I received for the rest of the day, if not my life

@maxkendal @doctor_rahmeh They call it Birthright

@doctor_rahmeh Thanks for reminding us Israel can reach terrorists wherever they are.

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400. • The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets. • They did it over two consecutive days. • On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before. • The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone. This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs. 'israelis' joke about it to this day. If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

One thing I think about more and more each passing year is that if I had a partner who randomly played and danced to Rob Zombie’s “Living Dead Girl”, I’d be absolutely thrilled about it

Damn it’s hotter than the background-heavy-breathing part at 3:21 of “Portions For Foxes” out there today!

@oreoeocat Monkey…enhance

New side view pics dropped

@BrndnStrssng He’s joepantolianomaxxing

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me and wh—

They’re putting “Two Cups” in The Batman 2 trailer