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Agnawing Beaver

@michaelweberbr1

Satirical perversions of factual matters, lightly dusted in the distasteful reality no one wants to acknowledge. Truth isn't assembled from echoes

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Agnawing Beaver
Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
What’s happening?
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@dom_lucre Frank was compromised by chocoholics . Thanks for the rebirth of a time and place. All the best.
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This mother uploaded footage of her 15-year old son sounding nearly identical to the legendary Frank Sinatra singing “That’s Life” has left viewers across the internet speechless, his name is George Robinson.
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JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦
🚨 The IRONY is absolutely nuclear. The same guy who joked about slapping a **$500,000 exit tax** on any Canadian who leaves for the U.S. (to “pay back” their publicly subsidized education) is the one who did exactly that himself. Patrick Pichette — former Google CFO — got his start and education right here in Canada… then left for bigger opportunities in the United States. Then he’s on stage at the Liberal convention suggesting we punish others for doing what he did. He literally said: “You want to go to the U.S.? Give me back my money.” Bro… you already took the money and ran. This is peak Liberal self-absorption: mock the brain drain while being part of it, then punish everyone else for noticing Canada is broken. The video nails it perfectly. When will they stop gaslighting Canadians and actually fix why talent is fleeing? #cdnpoli #MarkCarney #LiberalHypocrisy #BrainDrain #ExitTax #CanadaFirst
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TrendingPolitics.ca@TrendPolCa·
WATCH: PM @MarkJCarney says median wealth in Canada is 23% higher than in the U.S. "because we take care of each other."
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Andrew Bridgen@ABridgen·
Who is behind Digital ID? It’s all the usual suspects and they are not your friends. Excellent guide!
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
I just set up starlink and in less than a fortnight of shotty service starlink.com is raising my billing charges by 38$. I was happy for the first 25gigs,…then I had buyers remorse; especially with an opening contract where the ink isn’t dry…the original operating price is increased by 7% when I was asleep. I’m forced to cancel my service and go back to a dry loop that isn’t under your thumb. @elonmusk seriously? The first paragraph of the email I understand but for a new customer to get raked before the first billing cycle?
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Gator⚡Gum@gator_gum·
Theo Fleury claims Canada has had its last election. I'm willing to be anyone $5000 that we have another election in Canada. Who is in? Surely all those calling Carney communist and agreeing with Fleury will see this as easy money.... Let's go. Who is in?
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@elonmusk It’s slightly dissatisfying an x algo promotes brilliant and exciting people 14hrs later on my feed. I get puppy photos first, then surgically altered erect walking people voicing concerns about the final hours.
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Brivael Le Pogam
Brivael Le Pogam@brivael·
Tu confonds deux choses, et c'est exactement le piège que la French Theory a tendu. Liberté, égalité, fraternité — égalité *de droits*, égalité *devant la loi*, égalité *de dignité*. C'est la promesse républicaine, et personne ici ne l'attaque. Le wokisme, ce n'est pas ça. C'est l'égalitarisme des résultats. Et l'égalitarisme des résultats, contrairement à l'égalité des droits, n'est pas un élargissement de la liberté — c'est sa négation. Quelques exemples concrets : — San Francisco supprime les classes de maths avancées au collège pour "réduire les inégalités". Résultat : les écarts entre élèves explosent, les familles aisées prennent des cours privés, les pauvres se font enterrer. L'égalitarisme a creusé l'inégalité. — Les politiques de discrimination positive à Harvard : étudiants admis avec des scores très en dessous de leurs camarades, taux d'échec dispropportionné, sentiment d'imposture, ressentiment généralisé. On a saboté ceux qu'on voulait aider. — L'aide humanitaire qui distribue du riz gratuit pendant 30 ans en Afrique : effondrement des filières agricoles locales, dépendance institutionnalisée. Donner un poisson, c'est empêcher d'apprendre à pêcher. Le wokisme ne détruit pas l'humanité dans le sens dramatique. Il fait pire : il dessert systématiquement ceux qu'il prétend protéger, et il génère du ressentiment des deux côtés — ceux qu'on infantilise et ceux qu'on culpabilise. La fraternité républicaine dit : tu es mon égal, donc je te traite en adulte capable. Le wokisme dit : tu es ma victime, donc je dois te protéger de toi-même. L'un élève. L'autre infantilise. Ce n'est pas la même chose, et confondre les deux est exactement le tour de passe-passe qu'on dénonce.
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@brivael Francia exporta libertad, igualdad y fraternidad desde hace 237 años. Quienes invocan el "wokismo" como destrucción de la humanidad simplemente reflejan su falta de respeto de la identidad ajena, y su necedad de valores, mientras piden respeto a sus ideas niegan las de los demás.

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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
The Trusted News Initiative (TNI) faces severe criticism from independent journalists, alternative media advocates, and legal figures who argue the partnership functions as an anti-competitive cartel that stifles free speech. Critics specifically object to the coalition's collaborative efforts with Big Tech to flag, censor, and marginalize stories deviating from official government or corporate orthodoxies.  bbc.co.uk/beyondfakenews…
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CP24@CP24·
Canadians worried about online misinformation, as it becomes increasingly harder to spot: report cp24.com/news/canada/20…
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@ryangerritsen I thought they hated the idea of America first buy made in USA MAGA. protectionism etc? Looks like Canadian rhetoric of the same is fine but no other country can hold the same.
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen·
Have you ever seen this show called “The Social” It looks like Canada’s version of “The View” Here they are going full elbows up & already pushing Canadians to boycott Dunkin Donuts.
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@gator_gum The United States is the largest buyer of canola oil and meal, while China, Japan, and Mexico are major customers for raw seed.
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Gator⚡Gum@gator_gum·
Canola Oil exports have hit a recent high. Thanks in large part to deals signed by Carney and China. This is good news for our farmers and bottom line.
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Gator⚡Gum@gator_gum·
@MarkJCarney Great announcement, but I think for this photo-op I would have definitely opted for "Boots, Not Suits."
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
Through Canada’s new Nature Strategy, we’re protecting up to 2.4 million km² of our lands and oceans — so that future generations will inherit a stronger, healthier, and more sustainable Canada.
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@gator_gum The liberal government wastes soooo much public purse paying parrots like you a year it’s disheartening.
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@gator_gum There’s a big difference when you enter a negotiation with a motive of leverage rather than servitude.
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Laura Babcock 🇨🇦
Laura Babcock 🇨🇦@LauraBabcock·
“Keep up the boycotts Canada! We’ve already stopped 40% of travel to US! Let’s make it 80%! Why go to Trump’s America if you don’t absolutely have to? As @meiselasb said it might be most successful boycott in world history!” 🇨🇦 The OShow 🔗youtu.be/GGxeyRaFcJk?si… @MeidasTouch
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@MarkJCarney Your best before date was when you gained leadership with 151,899 votes from liberal sycophants.
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
Canada has a clean energy advantage. It’s time to capitalise on it.
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
Recipe for 25 lbs of salsa. 22lbs of Roma tomatoes. Three large red onions. Vest and juice of 3 limes. One bunch of cilantro. One head of garlic. 5-8 jalapeños. 1/8 cup of evoo. Salt and pepper. Tacos stands are fucked. Hey @FoodProfessor shouldn’t asparagus be reasonably priced in Ontario right now? I’m buying Peruvian at half the price.
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Agnawing Beaver@michaelweberbr1·
@FoodProfessor Menus are changing. Franchises are panicking. How much does it cost to make 25lb of Pico de gallo Today 175$ labour not included. Last year it was $58.
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The Food Professor
The Food Professor@FoodProfessor·
La restauration canadienne saignée à blanc. Lien à l'article plus bas...
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