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I am in the process of realizing my potential

Remember when we were all going to die earlier this month, Sorry I missed it

If 50 is the new 30. College is the new 7

@jibaroski1976 @FoxNews What a douche you are. People are dead. This is how you honor the military that fights for your freedom that allows you to say things like that. What a douche

@FoxNews Wait!y’all gonna blame Biden 🤦🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: National Guard helicopter crashes near southern border in Texas, multiple deaths reported trib.al/j4F8lmB

If you are wasted in your profile pic. I bet you also have on a button that says I fuck on the first date in that same picture.

This right here is why this country is fucked. "That didn't happen" @Apple shame on you for not being active in your stores. Thisman never raises his voice. She smiles. What a complete moron she is. Period. Grow up America. Or this country will die. And she is a POS. He's right.

@gtrdnjoe My pleasure. Hope you're well

@Jenn_Tisdale Dammit. I now have to concoct another scenario

@Jenn_Tisdale Please tell me it's Brian Dennehy

Hilarious

From the best reporter this city ever had.

What the heck kind of message is this from the City--stay away this weekend because there is so much going on unless you're going to a specific event?? How about-- 'We've got a plan to accommodate the extra crowds and traffic. Come and enjoy!' wbaltv.com/article/charle…

@JoeMRobinson Tanner

@TitusNation Learn English

@JDCocchiarella No you didn't

There is someone wearing a Trump hat on my flight. I just politely reminded him that Trump lost by 7 million votes.

@blainecapatch From this angle it looks like Kennedy shot Oswald. But you can never trust NASA. So bias.

@Jenn_Tisdale Great post. And I hate to admit the level of accuracy involved in this tweet. It's almost unfair. Keep entertaining us please. I'm a fan of what you do.

@michaelmalice @WolfnightsUsa Did any of them really need extra sauce

this was down the block from probably my favorite go-to place in NYC, @WolfnightsUsa it almost hurts me physically to see NYC collapse after so many great years there

@greggutfeld why don't people rhyme more in their everyday communications? This is just a question and I mean no allegations.