Michael Lugo

wants a chocolate croissant.

Moved to the azure heavens. Same name.

me: Kamala Harris lost. CJ (6): Did she lose because a lot of people didn’t vote for her? me: A lot of people voted for her but more people voted for the other guy. CJ: OK… (pause) who won Fat Bear Week? (a bit paraphrased)

la la la la I can’t hear you

We have a needle nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@LeahLibresco @AmSolidarity Of course Maryland puts their flag on the sticker.

Solidarity forever.

@tdietterich @mattyglesias In Georgia we have Stone Mountain. Guess what it’s made out of.

@mattyglesias And those Rocky Mountains -- so many rocks. But the Sangre de Cristo...

@mckaycoppins I think my 3-year-old thinks Kamala Harris is going to get everyone a present.

In honor of Election Day, I’m reflecting on the time I thought my 5yo daughter was sad that I didn’t bring her with me to vote, then found out she actually thought I’d gone “boating” without her. buzzfeednews.com/article/otilli…

Marge Simpson votes for Harris and hides it from Homer. Homer also votes for Harris as a father of daughters, and also because this paves the way for the Lisa Simpson presidency.

@DantonGeri @YouGovAmerica I don’t know what Frasier’s policy views are but he clearly finds Trump uncouth and is disgusted by him as a person

@YouGovAmerica Frasier Crane obviously would not vote for Trump

Liz Lemon Harris+69 Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1 Apollo Creed Trump+5 Tony Soprano Trump+38 How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election today.yougov.com/entertainment/…

@MatthewTobar210 @YouGovAmerica I could see him sitting it out but no way he's a Trump voter.

TIL

@kylecassidy Okay, then, your government should get it together so it’s not such a pain in the butt.

@miclugo We saw photos of early voting lines around the block. Plus the trauma of seeing those huge lists of ballots that needed curing b/c people signed in the wrong place or whatever. Figured it was just as easy this way.

About 20 people in line in front of us at 6:50am about 100 behind us now.

Vote blue, for Grover and Cookie Monster. Don’t vote for Donald Grump. youtu.be/-_r6iojNnYg?si… (Elmo is a bit suspicious, he’s red and his name is a nickname for the owner of this site)

not saying things are tense, but all the characters from Les Miserables are gradually gathering out side my window to sing a song

@politicalmath I wonder if anyone has polled parents based on the gender of their children.

this is excellent. I very much support reducing the electorate to include only the married fathers of daughters.

Probabilistic Uncertainty xkcd.com/3007

when the election is tomorrow 🥴

@NoahJSnyder Yeah, I forgot about that.

@miclugo Pay back money they owe?

I’m still getting texts from campaigns asking for money. What can they do with it this late?

Dick van Dyke is not dead