Mark Middleton

@_DanielRyan I guess if there’s a life lesson to take from this, it just goes to show how important it is to know your onions… 😬

Hi all 👋🏻 Being an actor is like being sat at a roulette table You get the occasional little win here or there but mostly it’s losses However. If you stay at the table long enough at some point that massive win will come And that will justify the whole thing #StayAtTheTable

@imsambradford I’d certainly be up for a Western/Werewolf mash-up!!! Be interested in one or the other too 👍🏻

Actor pals! 2 very interesting observations for highly anticipated projects underway/set for release in 24/25. Westerns and werewolves (not together but also very interesting 😂 Westerns - what’s the allure & would anyone be interested in a pilot I’m attached to? #actors #work

Will someone see me for a job now pleeeeeeaseee. Thank yooooouuuu!

@nectar Morning - my Nectar card balance has disappeared and I’ve been left with a balance of minus eleven thousand points… the app says the help line is disconnected - is this something you could help with please?

Good Morning! I hope everyone has a good day. We will be here until 8pm. Caitlin

@the_jamesdunn Join a club, join a church, play a team sport - ready made communities right there… 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@OffMenuOfficial just had some incredible Bao Buns @_tigerbitespig in Birmingham… and think you might have rec’d it? If you did THANKS, if you didn’t, get your Genie ass there as soon as you can!

@RBWM your decision to change the cost of a second parking permit from £75 to £225 with no consultation is immoral and shameful. Recoup your losses from poor stewardship elsewhere, take personal responsibility instead of passing your costs on to already struggling residents.

@MatthewParker75 Could not agree more!!!

Hey Theatre Twitter Just a wee reminder that commenting on a performers weight in a review is never OK. Ever. Totally unacceptable, in fact. Cheers thanks bye.

A big surprise and honour for Henry I to be listed amongst the top 5 shows of the year. Working with @RABBLE_Theatre is one of the great joys of my writing life, every show they make is a labour of love and commitment. Thank you @domcavendish for the recognition.

@CowleyKnoxGuy Happy Birthday you LeCKGends! Xxx

It’s that day in the CKGalendar again We are now 8 years old!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Update: We can now write in full sentences (with almost perfect spelling), swim a whole length without floats and now require TWO whole Weetabix for breakfast 🎱🎂 #TimeFliesWhenYouAreHavingFun

@LPenneycard @RABBLE_Theatre @southstreetarts @MattJonesBoyd

@RABBLE_Theatre @southstreetarts Always keen 💫

@British_Airways Thanks Claire, if only it were an isolated incident!

@middleton_mark I'm sorry your departure has been delayed. We do everything possible to get our flights away on time. Unfortunately, there can be a number of different reasons why this may not be possible. I'm sorry for the inconvenience caused. I hope that you're on your way soon. Claire W

@British_Airways what is the point of telling us to be 2 hours early, rocking up at 5:30am, boarding us for a 07:15 flight, then telling us all we won’t be leaving until 08:50 because we don’t have a Air Traffic window?! Surely a 7:15 flight needs a 7:15 Window?!

Been an absolute blast going on as Garry in #NoisesOff @YorkTheatre this week, and a huge shout out to my super super agents @CowleyKnoxGuy who made the trip to watch, drop off a gift and give me a big hug! So grateful to be rep’d by you guys! #ifyouknowyouknow

@MatthewParker75 @nicholasdawkes nicholasdawkesphotography.co.uk is superb! You’ll get fantastic shots and a super relaxed and fun session too, plus some really good insights on casting too. He’s brilliant! Honestly can’t recommend him highly enough!

Actors please sign! In the current global climate, this is nothing, but for actors in the UK, it’s a big deal. The “home of casting” has decided to cash in and stratify it’s members - tipping things once again in favour of those who can afford it chng.it/xLkwVPn4jz

So just found out I’ll be going on as Garry all this week in #Noisesoff @YorkTheatre! So if you’re nearby, pop in and say hello!

@LPenneycard @RABBLE_Theatre Oooo exciting! Whatcha working on?!?!

Really looking forward to working with @RABBLE_Theatre again next week. V grateful too 🙏💫

@deldridgewriter Looking good on the way in David!

Last day of 49 #herecomethefifties