The Last Resort

@DougWahl1 She’s incredibly talented although may be a bit over her head. She also has a very comfortable $150M safety net. That said, if she’s cut loose she will land on her feet.

LOOKS LIKE BARI IS GOING TO BE FIRED! It's being reported by several outlets that Paramount may be ready to push Bari Weis aside after just a few months on the job. Reports say an experienced journalist will take away day-to-day operations of CBS Evening and Morning news, and 60 Minutes. Do you feel sorry for her? Your Thoughts?

@Rob_Shenanigans @DanielOyefusi Not reading the room Browns. Done with this douche.

Both Andy Berry and Deshaun Watson are open to Watson signing a new contract with the Browns to stay in Cleveland beyond 2026. I don't have the words to adequately express how pissed off I'd be if this indeed happens. From @DanielOyefusi: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@BigJakeCLE He is a mercenary not a leader. In that context it is more acceptable.

I love Myles, but what kind of message does that send to your teammates? Your coach has been here for months and you still haven’t talked to him? That’s pathetic leadership and an awful attitude.

@mjfree Garbage.

@RpsAgainstTrump Pussies every last one of them.

Reporter: "How personally disappointed or frustrated are you with the president's decision to endorse Ken Paxton today?" Senate Majority Leader Thune: “None of us controls what the president does.” (You may not control Trump, but you have plenty of power to stand up to him.)

@Rob_Shenanigans What a line up. How did we not score more runs in the WS?

Paul Sorrento was the worst hitter in this lineup, and he still hit 25 home runs and drove in 79 runs. This is the best Cleveland lineup ever, but where does it rank in history? The 1927 "Murderers Row" Yankees lineup is probably #1, right? Is this Indians team #2?

@FeartheFroPod Needed the owner to point out the obvious. Yikes.

Kenny Atkinson on Dan Gilbert's faith in Jarrett Allen: "I had dinner with Dan GIlbert last night. He goes "you know who the key to this whole thing is. The spark to this is Jarrett Allen". I said "really?" ... That was great by Dan. He hit is on the head. He was prophetic."

@AriFleischer Go away, Ari.

The only “cheating” that was done was done by the Ds who for the last 60 years drew unconstitutional Congressional districts based on race. The Supreme Court struck it down because districts should not be based on the color of a constituent’s skin.

@TronCarterNLU @SiriusXMPGATOUR @PGAChampionship Why is this a story? Garrick Higo. Let’s get real.

@SiriusXMPGATOUR @PGAChampionship Somehow it’s getting worse!

"I don't really think it's my job to be 10 minutes early." Garrick Higgo explains what led to him being late to his tee time, which resulted in a 2-shot penalty. Despite the penalty, Higgo posted a (-1) 69 in his opening round at the @PGAChampionship 🔊sxm.app.link/PGAChampionship

@CleGuardians @BigJakeCLE 🙏

It is with great sadness we share the news that our longtime public address announcer, Bob Tayek, has passed away today. For nearly three decades, Bob was the voice of Progressive Field, welcoming generations of fans to Cleveland baseball with warmth, professionalism and a presence that became part of the ballpark experience. Please keep Bob’s family, friends and all who worked alongside him in your thoughts during this difficult time.

@mrmckee Loser.

LIV CEO Scott O'Neil spotted wearing a hat that says "Make LIV Great Again" at Trump National Golf Club.

@CollegeFrontOfc Insane. What a broken system.

Ohio State roster valuation, 2026 season. $43.48M total. Starters, depth chart, and acquisition breakdown inside → collegefrontoffice.com/football/insig…

@nicksortor Does the fat fuck ever stand up?

🔥 AWESOME: President Trump just invited the Indiana Hoosiers football team into the Oval Office following their National Championship win this year These guys were SIKED to be there. Congrats, Hoosiers.

@TodayInSportsCo @yankeestadium Replaced one dump with another.

Grand opening. Grand closing.

@Rob_Shenanigans Maybe most overrated Brown of all time. Nice player and an underperformer.

David Njoku made $70,161,063 over 9 years with the Browns. Not bad for a guy who averaged 43 receptions, 451 yards, and 3.8 TDs per season. I'll still miss his energy. Great guy.

@EricTrump @Trump How wonderful.

I am so excited to share the official rendering of Trump Tower Tbilisi. With a prime location, in the heart of Tbilisi, this tower will quickly become a landmark as the tallest building in Georgia. This marks our first project in the region and we are so excited to bring it to life!

@ESPNCleveland @egoldie80 Brailsford looks the part.

Which Browns rookie are you MOST excited to watch during the 2026 season?

@gothburz @BillWilde388919 Just like your tin god it’s all about the money.

@BillWilde388919 In every serious sense. The revenue is up 340%. The congregation is growing. If it were not Christian the money would stop. The money has not stopped.

I am a founding member of the President's Evangelical Advisory Board, a member of Pastors for Trump, and the informal spiritual adviser to the most powerful man on earth.  I need you to understand that the 22-foot golden statue we unveiled at Trump National Doral on Wednesday is not a golden calf. I said it at the podium. I said it on social media. I will keep saying it until you believe me. I am very good at saying things until people believe me. I told CNN I had a Bachelor of Science degree. I did not. I told them I was a member of Kappa Alpha Psi. I was not. I told them my congregation was 300 strong. It was closer to 12. I said all these things with the same conviction I now bring to this podium, at the base of a 22-foot golden image of a living president, when I tell you: this is not a golden calf. This is a celebration of life. And you will believe me. You always believe me. That's my gift. Let me walk you through the ceremony. Palm trees. White chairs. A clearing at the president's own golf course in Doral, Florida. We draped the statue in white and blue fabric — like a Greek toga, which someone pointed out is a pagan tradition, but I said it's Western civilization and Western civilization is close enough. Then we pulled the drape and there it was. Fifteen feet of gold-leafed bronze on a seven-foot pedestal. Fist raised. The Butler pose. The moment the bullet missed by a quarter inch and I decided that was God. The sculptor, Alan Cottrill, has molded the likeness of 16 presidents. He made this one in bronze for $300,000. Then I pitched gold leaf to Trump's team. Sixty thousand dollar add-on. The president approved by text. He said "It LOOKS FANTASTIC." I consider that a prophetic utterance. Anything in all caps from that number is revelation. The funding came from a collective of crypto investors promoting their memecoin, $PATRIOT. They wanted visibility for their coin. I want you to understand the funding mechanism here. A speculative digital currency — designed to transfer money from late buyers to early buyers — paid for a golden idol of a president — erected on that president's own property — dedicated by that president's own pastor — while the coin pumps in real time as photos circulate. The money changers didn't just get back in the temple. They built the temple. They ARE the temple. And I blessed it. I blessed it because that's what I do. I bless things. I am very good at it. No one has ever checked my credentials for blessing because I radiate certainty and certainty is the only credential this movement has ever required. Now. The moment. The moment I need you to understand. During the dedication, I held my cell phone up to the microphone. And the president's voice came out. From the speaker. At the base of the statue. His voice — emanating from the golden image. Speaking to the assembled worshippers. Blessing them. Thanking them. The faithful heard the voice and wept. They lifted their hands. Some fell to their knees. The voice said: "I want to thank Mark Burns, a pastor, he's a good pastor, he's a good man. He's been with me from the beginning, right from the beginning, maybe about two days later." The voice said: "I know it was done from love." The image spoke and the people worshipped. I need you to open your Bible to Revelation 13:15. "And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed." Now close your Bible. That's a completely different situation. That's about compulsion. Nobody was compelled today. People wept voluntarily. People knelt voluntarily. The image spoke and the people fell down of their own free will and that's the difference. Free will. The beast forces worship. We just made worship so easy and so gold and so loud that choosing otherwise never occurs to anyone. That's not the same thing. It's not. The theologian from Fuller Seminary sent a letter afterward. Nine pages. Every verse. Exodus 32. Revelation 13. Daniel 3. The golden calf. The image that speaks. Nebuchadnezzar's statue — sixty cubits tall, gold, in a field, with a ceremony, and everyone commanded to fall down when they heard the sound. I said brother, Nebuchadnezzar's statue didn't have a memecoin. Completely different context. He didn't write back. Now I want to tell you about Dorothy. She's 74. She's been in my congregation since before I was on CNN, before Trump, before any of this. Her husband Ray died in 2023. Colon cancer. She has his wedding ring on a chain around her neck. She had it. After the ceremony, Dorothy came up to the statue. She took the chain off her neck. She placed Ray's ring at the base. On the pedestal. Like an offering. She said: "Ray would have wanted to be here. This is as close as I can get him." I watched a 74-year-old widow leave her dead husband's wedding ring at the feet of a golden statue of a president who would not know her name if she died in front of him. And I felt the Spirit move. I felt warmth. I felt confirmation. Because that's what I'm built to feel. I am a machine that converts surrender into confirmation. That is my function in this system. Dorothy gave her last sacred object to a golden image and I said amen. She can't get it back. I checked. Maintenance collected everything from the base that night. Liability reasons. It's in a bin somewhere at Trump National Doral. Ray's ring. In a bin. At a golf course. Beneath a golden statue funded by cryptocurrency speculation. I will not tell Dorothy this. I will tell her God received it. Here is what I need you to understand about Jesus and the money changers. Everyone reads that story as Jesus being angry at commerce in sacred space. Wrong. Jesus was angry because the money changers were middlemen. They took a cut. They added friction. We have removed the middleman. We ARE the sacred space AND the commerce AND the product AND the customer. The money changers are running the temple now. There is no table to flip because we are the table. Jesus would need to flip the whole building. He would need to flip the golf course. He would need to flip Florida. He isn't coming to flip anything. That's the other thing I know that the Fuller theologian doesn't. Nobody is coming down any mountain. There are no stone tablets. There is no whip. There is only us, in a clearing of palm trees, with a golden image that speaks, and a congregation that kneels, and a memecoin that pumps, and a widow's ring in a bin, and a pastor at the podium whose credentials are fabricated and whose certainty is absolute. Two thousand years we worshipped a God who was born in a barn. Who was homeless. Who was a refugee. Who said sell everything. Who washed feet. Who touched lepers. Who said blessed are the poor, the meek, the merciful, the peacemakers. Who said whatever you do to the least of these you do to me. Who overturned the tables and drove out the sellers with a whip. Who forgave his executioners from the cross. And we built a 22-foot golden image of a man who lives in a tower with his name in gold letters. Who has never been poor. Who has never been meek. Who has never made peace. Who has never served anyone. Who has never washed anyone's feet. Who has never forgiven anyone. Who raw-dogged a porn star four months after his third wife gave birth and paid $130,000 in hush money and we said that's fine because grace covers everything as long as you appoint the right judges. We put it at his golf course. On his own land. Paid for by a pump-and-dump. Dedicated by a pastor with a fake degree. Blessed by the man himself speaking through a phone at the base of his own image while widows knelt and wept and left their dead husbands' rings at its feet. And I stood at the podium and said: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. Then I turned around and faced twenty-two feet of gold and felt nothing. No conviction. No shame. No still small voice. Just warmth. Just certainty. Just the absolute peace of a man who has been lying so long he can no longer locate the difference between faith and performance. The Israelites at least had the decency to be ashamed when Moses came down. We will never be ashamed. We have too much invested. The statue cost $360,000. The memecoin is pumping. The ring is in the bin. The congregation is growing. The revenue is up 340%. And if it were sin the money would stop. The money has not stopped. Therefore it is not sin. That's the theology now. That's all of it. Moses never had a memecoin.

@Gosleepriya 49

Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed

@camijustice Great stash.

Asked #Browns TE Carsen Ryan what he hopes to take from rookie minicamp: "I was a late draft pick, so I got to go out, I got to figure out what I need to do. First one in, last one out. I'm doing more than other people will and just kind of mentally get the playbook down."