Mike Jayne

Good evening everyone, Pain in the butt again, I will be taking part in the Carten 100 on Saturday May 7th! I will be raising vital funds for @noahsarkcharity!

@Keir_Starmer I have a NI number, I have a drivers license so that’s enough ID to prove I can work here! Nobody wants Digital ID!

I know you're worried about the level of illegal migration into this country. Digital ID is another measure to make it tougher to work illegally here, making our borders more secure. Ours is a fairer Britain, built on change, not division.

Absolutely amazing gig! @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @BoneheadsPage @oasis

@BoneheadsPage Fuck me!!!! What a gig! Best I’ve ever heard you guys!

Phew

@BoneheadsPage Shwmae butt! Can’t wait for Sat! @liamgallagher

Welshcakes. Yes or No?

@liamgallagher How was the sound check in Cardiff???

Lip lip

@liamgallagher Can’t fucking wait Rasta!

@TicketmasterCS can someone DM me please 🙏

@Ryanair can someone DM me please

@liamgallagher Rehearsals today??? How’s it sounding?

@liamgallagher Hols & Lols?

LOLS

@UnitedStandMUFC Glazers are Cunts

🚨 Sum up this season in three words. #mufc

@liamgallagher Can’t wait for Cardiff, that was the last gig I saw the mighty big O together the last time

Not long to go now kids

@liamgallagher Plans for today Rasta? Any Guinness involved?

BROTHERS n SISTERS

March marks Brain Tumour awareness month! Something close to our hearts! @BrainTumourOrg @LewisMoody7 @SherrieHewson @HughQuarshie #knowthesymptoms

@Kelvrkid81 Premier league need to check his betting history.

@UnitedStandMUFC I’d pay his taxi fare to the airport. SELL! Premier League to check his betting history.

Andre Onana... KEEP / SELL / LOAN?

Think the premier league need to check Onanas betting history @rioferdy5. Unbelievable again!

@BritishGasHelp absolutely disgusting, my elderly parents have decided to go with you guys for a new boiler. An engineer came out Friday to earth the electrics, didn’t do anything and said someone will be in touch. No contact whatsoever, no heating in parents house either!!!

@liamgallagher @lostinmusic72 What was his reply??

@lostinmusic72 I’ve missed you soooooo much don’t ever leave me again

SPIRITUAL PERFORMANCES