Mike Hillwig-Shea

I walked into SQL Saturday Pittsburgh this morning, and the first person I saw was @way0utwest. I missed my #sqlfamily.

@Delta Can you help with an in-flight service question? Will a meal be served on DL751 MSP-SEA in first class on April 11?

Hey Pittsburgh! I'm hiring for a Network Engineer! indeed.com/viewjob?cmp=NE…

@anwaviation @airwaysmagazine @airindia I don't hate it.

This is literally the WORST livery change ever seen in commercial aviation in my opinion 🤮 @airindia unveiled their new scheme as part of its large restructuring plan ✈️

This is worth a few minutes of your time. techcrunch.com/2023/08/04/win…

Two weeks into the new job and they're coming to me for my SQL skills. I wasn't expecting that.

@laurenboebert You clearly don't remember when the gay community boycotted United Airlines over their decision to fight same sex partner benefits. It nearly put United out of business. Conservatives don't know how to boycott.

Well, I guess North Face wanted to get a taste of what conservatives did to Bud Light and Target. How many times do we have to explain to the woke marketing departments at these disgusting companies that America is not a nation of degenerates? It’s time to boycott ANY product North Face has ever made. Let’s make it as shameful to wear North Face as it is to drink Bud Light!

I met with a career coach who is helping me do a complete rewrite on my resume. Words can't convey how excited I am about this.

@laurenboebert This was a legislative action, so the second amendment had nothing to do with it. Go back to high school social studies.

Despite the attempts of the radical left, the Second Amendment won again. coloradosun.com/2023/04/20/ass…

What the hell was that ending? #picard

@DrBourbonstein We all have lots more grays these days

@AMtwo Should I welcome to you the boat? I've been looking for a bit.

@Tommyornah “Cunt” seems too pale of a word for her.

What a fucking cunt

@DrBourbonstein More so for me.

@DrBourbonstein Not I. The CPAP mask gets in the way of everything.

I’m in the market for a job. Who in the #sqlfamily can help me with connections and referrals?

@BuckWoodyMSFT You've obviously met me.

I’m oddly excited tonight for @LisaVanderpump to be on @BravoWWHL to discuss the #scandovall.

@SQLBalls Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.

Looks like I’m up for the morning. Starting off with Earl Grey, coffee is for the post run.