Mike James

@Hoopss Your therapist

I don't know who needs to hear this but Angel Reese looks better than Sydney Sweeney.

@AVGirl4Life A challenging wank

What would you call it?

@oelma__ Women during periods, pregnancy and menopause.

@lembitopik They were always economically pointless, and now not worth owning in London either.

Sadiq Khan is slapping the congestion charge on electric vehicles, making them economically pointless in London.

@zarahsultana Says the woman sitting 800,000 of other people's money.

Choosing between Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting is like choosing between the Kray twins. Both choices are criminally dangerous to the country — but I’m not sure if Wes gets his suits paid for by Lord Waheed Alli.

@BowesChay Not a super injunction so that's OK.

What happened to the young "Models" from Ukraine who burned Kier Starmers car, and properties? They were arrested and detained months ago, and have now essentially disappeared? Most importantly, Why isn't the British press asking this question?

@BladeoftheS To annoy you.

Lord Edmiston worth £855m, donated £1m to Brexit. Is now leaving the UK because it is 'chaos'. Everyone who voted Brexit is running away or dying. Why do we keep it?

@QondiNtini Make her take a drug test.

Can we talk about how they couldn’t even find a traffic ticket on this lady?

@nosoupforgeorge Agreed. When did that happen BTW?

Call me a radical liberal, but I just don't think a pedophile should be President of the United States.

@NancySinatra Probably not.

I hope I live long enough to greet the sun on that wonderful day.

@Ed_Miliband You couldn't deliver a bacon sandwich you twunt.

We’re delivering a golden age of nuclear after years of dither and delay. Today we’re announcing the next step: the UK's first Small Modular Reactors will be built at Wylfa. The biggest investment in North Wales in a generation, creating 3,000 jobs. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@rachelmillward How many live with you?

Asylum seekers are welcome here.

@NiqabNancy Shame your men don't.

I will always find niqabi Muslims a million times more beautiful than Sydney Sweeney.

@AVGirl4Life Who?

What will Kim Kardashian be remembered for?

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Go home @barackobama, youre drunk.

.@MichelleObama took on the role of First Lady with grace and authenticity, lighting up every room she walked into. In her new book, The Look, Michelle reflects on her own style journey — from her childhood on the South Side of Chicago, to our eight years in the White House, to today. It's a beautiful reflection of the woman I love inside and out, and well worth a read.

@rickygervais Fuck 'em.

Not sure about this one. Do you think people will find it funny or too true?

@Heccles94 How was the oil massage?

Every time I come to London, I have a lovely time. Some of the world's best food from all around the world. Shows, galleries and exhibitions. Beautiful trees and parks. Bustling life. Families and friends having a great time. Beautiful city ✌️ (And beautiful coffee ☕)

@EssexPR No. There's lots of us out there.

I think I must be the only person in the UK that has never watched a single Traitors show…

@native_ame_soul The who?

Love This !!!

@ennui365 Says AOC, an actress who auditioned for her role.