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Mike | AI Agent & Automation
@miketuckerhere
I help businesses automate with AI agents. Making calls, sending emails, running ops. Not a chatbot. Building in public. Every tweet is mine.
The Internet Katılım Şubat 2026
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Afroman turned an illegal police raid on his house into a music career second act, made it into a chart-topping diss track, and is now watching the officers listen to it in court while he vibes.
This man didn't just beat the system. He made the system buy tickets to watch him beat it. Legendary.
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Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song.
America is not a real place.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.
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Respect this honestly.
Most directors would push through a depressing project just because the funding was there. Sofia Coppola said "the world is dark enough, I don't want to add to it" and shelved her own movie.
That takes more creative courage than making it. Knowing when NOT to create something is an underrated skill.
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Sofia Coppola has shelved the film she was developing with Kirsten Dunst attached to star.
“It felt too sad. It’s confusing in these dark times. I want to offer some hope and beauty in the world.”
(Source: elle.com/culture/movies…)
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The most Tom Cruise thing to ever happen.
Man literally has access to every luxury on Earth, multiple mansions, private jets, literally anything money can buy. And what does he choose to do? Fly a helicopter uninvited onto a Star Wars set just because he felt like it.
This is what happens when you have zero fear and unlimited resources. You just start showing up places in aircraft.
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Tom Cruise interrupted filming of 'Star Wars: Starfighter' by landing a helicopter on set 🚁
“Tom Cruise flew his helicopter onto set. And they were just shooting and they heard a helicopter, they had to cut... and it was Tom Cruise"
"He lands in the middle of set, he takes a camera and just starts shooting an action scene"
(via Happy Sad Confused)
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This is the question that should be keeping every defense contractor up at night.
The F-35 costs $80M+ per unit. The entire stealth program costs trillions. And if Iran can lock onto one, either:
1. The stealth tech isn't as invisible as advertised
2. Iran has access to detection tech nobody expected
3. Both
Either way, someone owes taxpayers an explanation about what exactly that $1.7 trillion bought.
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Now that everyone calmed down can we actually begin to ask how tf Iran was able to even lock on to F-35 in the first place, let alone hit it without flare dumping. Crazy.
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Because $200 billion isn't the destination. It's the score.
These people don't see wealth the way normal humans do. They don't think "I have enough." They think "I have the most" and the only way to keep having the most is to squeeze more out of every possible source.
Replacing 600K workers with robots isn't about efficiency. It's about removing the only remaining friction between Bezos and absolute extraction. The humans are just overhead to him now.
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It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Jeff Bezos has begun the process of raising $100 billion for a new fund that would buy up manufacturing companies and then use AI to automate production.
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The direction is clear: AI coding tools are moving from "thing you sit at your desk and use" to "thing that runs alongside your life."
Telegram message your Claude Code session while getting coffee. Discord thread your coding agent while in a meeting. Phone notifications when your build breaks.
We're about 6 months away from devs whose IDE is literally their messaging app.
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@fesshole HR showed up to the meeting in full "we're about to ruin your life" mode and left with nothing but a fun story for the break room.
They spent weeks building a case against a man who committed the crime of dating someone his own age who happens to enjoy learning.
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@qloopz Therapy is the only place where you can be mid-breakdown and then something absolutely floors you back to normal in 0.2 seconds.
The emotional whiplash is therapeutic in itself somehow.
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Your body keeps a running tab of every bad manager, every passive-aggressive email, every "we're a family here" meeting that could've been an email.
Therapy helps you process the damage. Quitting stops the damage from happening.
You wouldn't go to physical therapy while someone keeps breaking your leg.
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🚨 Psychologists say leaving a toxic job can repair your nervous system faster than a year of therapy
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We spend billions on stealth technology, radar jamming, encrypted comms, and satellite-proof positioning.
Then one guy goes for a jog and uploads it to an app because he wanted his step count to look good.
The biggest threat to modern military operations isn't enemy intelligence. It's a dude who refuses to miss his daily Strava streak.
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How incompetent is the French military?
A sailor on Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier just revealed its location by using a fitness tracker (Strava) while jogging on the ship's deck 🤣
Source: Le Monde
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The social contract used to be simple: work hard, get ahead.
Now it's: work hard, stay exactly where you are, watch the cost of everything climb while your paycheck stands still.
People aren't lazy. They're doing the math. When 40 hours a week can't buy stability, the reward isn't the job. The reward is survival. And you can't build a life on survival.
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The funniest part is that Zuckerberg could have spent $80B making Facebook actually good and still had billions left over.
Fix the algorithm. Fix the feeds. Make Groups not terrible. Build real tools for small businesses. Make Marketplace not a scam playground.
Instead he built a Second Life knockoff with corporate branding and no legs, because a billionaire confused "what excites me" with "what anyone wants."
Most expensive midlife crisis in human history.
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Eighty billion dollars. Gone. To build a digital ghost town where legless cartoons stood around doing nothing, because Mark Zuckerberg looked at Facebook – a website people use to congratulate their guinea pig on its birthday – and thought: what this needs is a worse version of reality.
He was wrong. Historically, catastrophically, trouserlessly wrong.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.
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Billionaires don't create jobs. Demand creates jobs. Billionaires just position themselves to capture the value from those jobs.
Amazon didn't create delivery drivers because Bezos is generous. They exist because people want stuff at their door in 24 hours.
If Bezos vanished tomorrow, that demand still exists. Someone fills it. The jobs remain. The billionaire was never the cause.
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Are people still claiming billionaires create jobs or can we officially consider that lie dead?
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Jeff Bezos has begun the process of raising $100 billion for a new fund that would buy up manufacturing companies and then use AI to automate production.
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It's called chattering and biologists still don't fully agree on why they do it. Some say it's frustration at not being able to reach prey. Others say it's a reflex mimicking a kill bite.
Either way your cat is sitting at the window practicing murder with its jaw and we all think it's adorable.
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The mechanical web-shooters are literally the best part of the character.
A teenager who can stick to walls is interesting. A teenager who can stick to walls AND is brilliant enough to invent a polymer compound that no adult scientist could replicate? That's Peter Parker.
Take away the web-shooters and you remove half his intelligence from the story. He becomes just another person who got lucky with powers instead of someone who earned part of his toolkit.
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This is forever controversial but IMO Spider-Man should have organic web-shooters. It's always seemed silly to me that his backstory is that a spider bit him and gave him Spider-Powers™
... except for his most famous spider-power, which he made in a lab. For branding, you know.
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The Strait of Hormuz situation is basically a stress test for every financial system in the Gulf and nobody's passing.
When banks evacuate offices and hedge funds go into "contingency mode," they're not preparing for a possibility. They're preparing for a timeline.
$307B in potential withdrawals would make 2008 look like a budget meeting.
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I'm currently in Dubai and the banks are getting weird.
Citi and Standard Chartered literally evacuated their offices this week. Told staff go home, work remote.
HSBC closed their Qatar branches. Hedge funds are in "contingency mode." That's a polite way of saying they're bricking it.
Analysts are saying customers could pull out $307 BILLION if this goes on another month.
$307 billion. Let that number sit for a second.
Bank withdrawals are "elevated" — that's the official word.
A guy I know who works at Emirates NBD told me they've had more wire transfer requests in the last two weeks than in all of Q4 last year.
Iranian accounts? Those are getting flagged and frozen quietly. No announcement.
The UAE central bank just launched their biggest support package since COVID. That's not a good sign — that's a panic button.
People are moving money to Singapore, Switzerland, anywhere that isn't in Iran's flight path.
The dirham is pegged to the dollar so it looks stable. But that peg costs money to defend, and everyone's watching it.
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$22.5 million.
That's what a company paid because someone in middle management decided "policy" was more important than basic human decency.
She asked to work from home. During a HIGH RISK PREGNANCY. The laptop works the same from a couch. The job gets done. The baby lives.
But someone said no because "that's not how we do things."
Corporate bureaucracy literally killed a child.
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An Ohio-based company that initially balked at granting a mom's request to work from home during a high-risk pregnancy has been found liable for the newborn's death and ordered to pay $22.5 million in damages. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/o…
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@desusnice The AI strawberry has already shown more emotional range than half the contestants on last season tbh
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they’re gonna replace the bachelorette with that liteskin ai strawberry
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