Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson

@FarmerGhillie @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok Well I've read the things @grok is talking about, but I thought maybe you'd mayyyyybe listen to it instead of me. But per usual, pesky facts will not get in the way of a MAGAt's fantasy world where Dear Leader won the 2020 election. Also, which county?

@mikjohn @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok It’s when your first line of action is to ask Grok without thinking for yourself. We all know that WA may be the most corrupt state for elections. It’s fine if you aren’t informed on that yet, and Grok won’t be of any help. My county had 111% voter turnout this past election.

Dear @CivilRights @POTUS the Citizens of Washington State are currently being ruled by a Marxist regime. We cannot vote our way out of this because of rampant fraud with mail in ballots, machine counting, weeks to count, no ID etc. Please direct your attention away from foreign entanglements and focus on this once great state currently under the control of CCP sympathizers. Your undivided attention to this matter is VERY WELCOME. Sincerely, the Once Free Citizens of Washington State.

@FarmerGhillie @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok What does that even mean? Grow up.

@mikjohn @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok Groktard

@grok @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS ...not that any of the mindless MAGA cult gives a shit about reality.

Based on reviews of official audits from the Washington Secretary of State, reports from the Brennan Center and Heritage Foundation, and investigations by sources like USA Today and NBC News, there is no credible evidence of widespread election fraud in Washington State. Risk-limiting audits confirm outcomes, and while isolated cases exist, they do not indicate systemic issues.

@voteholyk You're either lying or too stupid to actually look into and understand the law here. Which is it? sos.wa.gov/elections/vote…

WA State automatically registers you to vote when you get a drivers license whether you are a citizen or not. On top of allowing illegals to vote it is also creating a situation where legal immigrants who are going through the naturalization process are being denied because they were registered to vote illegally. Every printed ballot for an illegal alien voids the vote of a US citizen. It is time to end motor voter laws. This process undermines the integrity of our elections. I am going to sue to stop it. I need your help, donate today if you can.

@realDonaldTrump This radical leftist scum hates your fucking guts and gives zero shits about whether you give a fuck about me or not. Get bent.

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

@Vuthakral @nodatanoservice @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra Equal... you keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.

@nodatanoservice @mikjohn @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra You're conflating minority as a general term, I'm referring to geographic population. A group of millions shouldn't decide how a group of thousands elsewhere have to live, or overrule them for their resources because bigger number. This is why equal representation matters.

“The American people did not give President Trump a mandate. It was the closest election in history.” Trump: 2,633 counties Harris: 427 counties At some point, people have got to wake the hell up.

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra The problem with your metaphor is that we're all on the same island.

@mikjohn @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra Thanks for the personal attack but that's not my stance at all. Instead the vote is on something more like "seven people who don't live on an island voted that the three people who do live on the island are forced to give them their water, and because 7>3 it passes."

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra 10 people show up to a meeting. 7 people vote for ice cream. 3 people vote for cake. But WAIT, those 3 people are from rural Northern California! Ohhhh... I guess we have cake then. This is so stupid but it's what you weird red map worshippers are calling for.

@mikjohn @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra At face value yes, but you are missing the point of equal representation.

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra ... They have less of a say because there are less of them. Why the F doesn't this compute for some people?

@Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra For a more localized example, take Northern/rural California versus Southern California. The Northerners have very little say just because of the sheer population density of Southern California. That's not fair to them and really needs a solution.

@OldManLefty1 Gaudy? Embarrassing? Superficial? Urinesque? Shameful? Wasteful?

It's just so....... what's the word I'm looking for?

@allenanalysis I will vote for a toaster if it has a D next to its name.

If Gavin Newsom runs for president in 2028… Would you vote for him? Yes or No?

@Lexvevindi @RepLuna @PAAttorneyGen Just blow a dude, dude. You'll feel a lot better and be less of an asshole.

@RepLuna @PAAttorneyGen Wrong Question! Why are ANY homosexuals allowed to adopt children? This would not be permitted in any Sane or Moral country. But you lack the courage to introduce legislation to outlaw this. You are a worthless Virtue Signaler.

Why is this child molestor allowed to adopt a child? @PAAttorneyGen The fact that this man is exploiting a loophole allowing surrogacy adoption, despite being a registered sex offender, is disgusting. This should be OUTLAWED. I don’t care who you are, what your race is, or your gender: if you’re a registered sex offender, you should not be allowed near children, let alone adopt them.

@Sidewalk_Steve Yep, that happens sometimes. Thank God he has parents that aren't assholes.

“A boy with a vulva.”

@joe_boyko @AP Prove It Legally Then Open Your Goddamned Mouth

@AP I find it to be very odd and deeply concerning that "news" media are treating foreign-born, criminal gang affiliates, with a history of domestic abuse as if they're now some sort of a protected class...

BREAKING: A federal judge in Tennessee ruled that Kilmar Abrego Garcia will stay in jail for now over concerns that he could be deported if he’s released. apnews.com/article/abrego…

@FBIDirectorKash You sound like an angry toddler. Get bent.

Just so we are clear, this FBI needs no one’s permission to enforce the constitution. My responsibility is to the American people, not political punch lines. LA is under siege by marauding criminals, and we will restore law and order. I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.

@matinfue It is totally fine. I'm just not.

@mikjohn It's fine to be bisexual, pumpkin. You don't have to be coy about it.

I love how polite woke gay men speak about finding trans men attractive. It's quite different from how we normally talk about shagging and hooking up. It's almost as if they temper their tone because "there are ladies present!"

If you hate Pope Leo XIV because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.