Sarah Millard

@adahstwt AOL give away free floppy discs for this

you won’t believe this 😭 so I bought a new laptop today did the whole setup uninstalled Microsoft Edge now I have… no browser how do you install a browser without a browser....am I cooked? 😭

Spotting a football stadium from a plane window will never fail to give me a buzz. 📍 Amex Stadium, Brighton. I’m 40 years old.

The Covid era will be studied as one of the most ridiculous periods in recent history.

@MichaelAArouet Friends of mine got married in France. They told the venue they had some vegetarian guests and they were baffled. Their solution was that those people could just eat the vegetables

God, I simply love Paris

@mgtruth @bmay @louistheroux This is a trick an ex-boss of mine used. Most people are uncomfortable with silence so if you leave a lot of long gaps in the conversation they’ll usually fill it with what you want to hear. In this case, revealing more than they’d planned.

@bmay @louistheroux He does silence so eloquently.

I love @louistheroux I wish he would interview politicians.

@supermoongirl9 Hates OF but happy to own shares in it. I wonder if he’s heard of Gerald Ratner…

the most interesting part of the whole documentary to me is the way they all seem to respect somehow theroux when he's in front of them? it's quite obvious they see him subconsciously as a father figure most of them lacked and want his approval in some way? very telling

@oliviakrolczyk_ It’s lip balm and moisturiser. Not make-up. Even if it was, he’s hurting no-one.

“You wouldn’t want your own kid to be bullied” If my son puts on makeup I’ll be the first one to bully him. Boys don’t wear makeup. Boys don’t act like this. Stop gentle parenting.

@jhansonradio When your entire worth, both emotionally and financially, is dependent on the approval of others, it will result in constant filtering of everything you do and say

Just finished watching Louis Theroux’s new documentary on the Manosphere. What jumps out is just how insecure the bro-influencers he interviews are. For all their bravado, they spend the entire time worrying about how to answer even the most basic of questions, and getting flustered when they doubt whether their answers will make them appear emasculated. It’s also striking how uninteresting and one-note their lives seem to be. Beyond gym, cars, crypto and girls, these men have no meaning to their lives. Even their way their rental apartments all look the same, glossy but empty, speaks volumes. Another outstanding piece of documentary making from LT.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

@AvaSantina The Bonnie B analogy is a good one because surely they are just money-obsessed and this is all a way of supporting that without any tangible talent.

Waited for some kind of Bonnie Blue acknowledgement that it was all a character created for the attention economy, but there wasn’t.

Inside the Manosphere fascinating. Kept waiting for depth or some kind of acknowledgement they were all spouting nonsense for clicks. Struck by lack of critical thinking/how vapid they all seemed to be.

@our_jesse This is how I feel about M People “Moving On Up”

For 30 years, my sister has maintained her unadulterated hatred of this song. It still brings me great joy to see how livid she is whenever it comes on

@BeardyBrandon If you’re in the northern hemisphere it’ll be lack of sunlight

Anyone else just... tired, a LOT? Like, I sleep 8 hours a night, more or less. Eat super clean. Workout, steps, etc. But I yawn 50+ times a day. Anyone else? Any tips?

@clareanneath Teenagers. They need emotional support, guidance, money, they will argue and walk out, cause huge worry, make you feel guilty, question who you are, worry for their future… You have to make a million parenting decisions daily and all you’re worn down from years of parenting

I’ll go first. The newborn stage isn’t the most difficult stage, it’s the easiest.

@Brocklesnitch Have you seen the White Lotus?

I usually understand why men are heartthrobs but this one baffles me. He looks fine but also like an ex-member of Steps or a baby born on love island

@iky_fwjett * Scots

i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????

@JDVance Do you really think prayers are going to help anyone? Better not to start wars

Today, Usha and I joined President Trump and the First Lady in honoring the ultimate sacrifice made by six American heroes who were returned to their families at Dover. We owe our eternal gratitude to the men and women of our Armed Forces. Please keep them all in your prayers.

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken like a true rapist.

@TomRose @RupertLowe10 Scotland police did some excellent work on this back in 2008 theguardian.com/membership/201…

@RupertLowe10 Knife crime is horrific. But “brutal crackdowns” and deportation slogans are not a strategy. They are purely theatre. If you want fewer stabbings, fund youth services, policing and prevention properly. Safety comes from solutions, not shouting.

Another day, another stabbing. We need to GET REAL - I am sick of it, we are all sick of it. This is not the Britain I want to live in. The British state needs to brutally crack down on knife crime, and I mean brutally. That is exactly what Restore Britain would do. No more bullshit community work or soft punishment. Enough is enough. Instant deportation for foreign nationals found carrying. Throw the book at the domestic ones. Found unlawfully carrying? A Restore Britain Government would crack down on you in the harshest possible manner. Minimum prison sentences - zero excuses. The message has to be simple. DO NOT CARRY A KNIFE UNLAWFULLY. If you are found with a machete or whatever else, you will go to prison. End of story. Stop and search introduced on a proper scale. Accusations of racism would not stop us, I can promise you that. Do that, on the scale required, and watch how quickly the knife crime epidemic stops. There is finally a political party with the balls to do what needs to be done to protect the British people. Restore Britain.

Dirty Business on @Channel4. Brilliantly made, devastating. Water must be nationalised now. The owners of the private water companies jailed.

@TheRealJamieKay "Ramadam" what is AI slop

Triggered by Sainsbury’s 🤦‍♀️