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Can we all agree that Everton ruined the final day #everton #spurs #premierleague

@UTDTrey 2nd season in a row Arsenal finished above City

Arsenal didn’t just win the title, these brothers finished 7 points clear of Pep Guardiola Damn

@ZiaYusufUK Restore taking 7% from Reform Could be massive in a general election.

Wonderful people of Makerfield, a new poll from Survation shows Reform is the ONLY party with a shot of stopping open borders Burnham from becoming Prime Minister. We will remove EVERY illegal migrant from your area and deport them from our shores. Please vote accordingly! 🇬🇧

Been waiting 22 years to tweet this!!!! Arsenal premier league champions 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@sainsburys when your staff do a full bag check, do they deliberately double scan items or did I just get an idiotic member of staff? Somehow added £10 to my bill and after checking my receipt, I can see several items scanned twice and multi buy offers not applied. #ripoff

@ZubyMusic Marriage is pointless in the UK now. Faultless divorces allow anyone to walk away at any time with half the total assets. It renders the marriage contract as redundant and so a marriage is nothing more than a wedding day

Marriage rates are going to keep dropping in the West. I don't see them reversing anytime soon. People can't even agree on what 'marriage' means anymore. There are all these different interpretations, expectations, and permutations. It's deranging. Tough sell for many.

Arsenal miss Timber. Ben White has become a liability since coming back into the team

Atletico are the Stoke of the Champions League. Pure anti football and shit housery

How have Arsenal gone from doing a quadruple to watching City do another treble in the space of 2 weeks Pure bottle jobs

@TheAthleticFC @Arsenal any chance you can let Arteta know that this is the 2nd time in 4 years he's bottled the league

For the first time since August, Manchester City are top of the Premier League. Since then, Chelsea, Arsenal & Liverpool have all topped the league. Are Pep Guardiola's side peaking at just the right time?

Just give City the league. Arsenal don't want it. The players don't want it. Arteta doesn't want it New manager next season. One who can motivate players after January

If Arsenal bottle the league, just scrap the 115 charges for Man City. Makes no difference when you bottle it 4 times in a row

@henrywinter "lucky" = paid for leniency

Palmer lively, fluidity and touch of pace back in his game, Rodri lucky to escape with no yellow for that cynical pull. #CHEMCI

@ChrisWheatley Tell him that Carlsen is Spurs and he'll win

Eberechi Eze facing off with chess champion Magnus Carlsen in a new boot campaign for New Balance ♟️

@SeeRedWoman1 "content creator"

Men buy women. That’s what prostitution is. No amount of rebranding changes that material reality. ‘Sex work’ is a fiction that serves men

@LeeAndersonMP_ Can I apply for asylum, get declined and use the money to pay off my student loans?

£40,000 for breaking into Britain. The Home Secretary has announced a trial scheme where families of failed asylum seekers will be offered up to £40,000 as an incentive to leave the UK. This is disgraceful. Taxpayers money should not be used to pay for leaving gifts for people who broke into our country illegally. I’ve written to the Home Secretary to express my opposition to this shameful idea.

@UTDTrey Arsenal fans should pack out their stadium on the game that will relegate then

Fuck Tottenham used to have a TEAM

Spurs will stay up because Forrest and West Ham are genuinely so much worse

Gyökeres Martinelli Eze All useless

@FunnyGooner 7 points clear and still relying on City dropping points. Arsenal could be 12 clear with 5 games left and I'd still back City to win the league

Come on Spurs, please do something tomorrow for once in your life