Mil 🌞

Decided I’m not going to make any good decisions until at least October x

What IS the name of the game? Abba ask great questions

@bethford98 @NoContextBrits Can’t wait to see the sleeve all done 🥰

@NoContextBrits @miltoms23 it’s rod and the new tattoo

My nan getting her flu jab.

I’m really growing to dislike all people

ImPAWster spotted

@James_COYS_ Sometimes I like your Twitter and other times it just makes me sad

This is based off clubs they’ve managed for 50 games or more

Quick reminder that we are the only club in Conte & Mourinho’s managerial history where they didn’t win a trophy 👍❌🏆

At a recent family gathering my two year old son bemused the crowd by repeatedly shouting "Pickle Lane toy car". I denied knowing what he was talking about. What they don't know is that on the way to the venue I had reason to shout "pick a lane, Tory cunt" at another road user

Falling asleep on the sofa in the middle of the day aka being disorientated for the rest of the week

Reasons I hate this government no. 262729638291 I don't know how Suella Braverman goes to sleep at night.

Me too, woollen jumper, me too.

The last 6 months has done my already premature aging 0 favours

Sometimes I think I’m cool and other times I get excited to go to motorway services

@MoranEmma @BethanyMillson they’ve clearly never been to exmouth !

Mason greenwood won’t see your tweets defending him but your friends who have been raped/abused will

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

Phil Mitchell and Kat Slater will never make sense in my head

For someone who claims to enjoy an easy life I don’t half make some ridiculous decisions