romance book containing "nephews to uncles" trope

afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high me: nice afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high me: damn haha afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025 me: run that by me one more time afroman

@TylerGlaiel angeline era or void stranger

man I've not played a new game in like 3 months cause of the mew launch push. Which backlog game is most worth playing?

this is actually a completely appropriate reaction for david when god does not reach his own finger down to meet his in kind

@ratlimit Lol

the major upside of the galaxy gas takeoff is its really easy to get nitrous canisters to make whipped cream and other molecular gastronomics now. but you have to ask for a pack while standing next to a rick and morty bong

@MikeBarson15703 youtube.com/watch?v=J8asLI…

@mind_probiotic source?

one of the most beautiful sentences ive ever heard

in my database strictly for my gravy study

i appreciate how they censored my story about internet drugs like it was a UK drill track

strong contender

@ContraPoints necroing a year old forum post is really passe

@sabatonfan69 Lol

Girlfriend: I don’t think we should see each other anymore. I just think we have different priorities Me in college going through a very specific phase in my life: Just remember all caps when you spell the man name

i did the programming for an entry in the GMTK2025 game jam! a short sci-fi dandori adventure game. check it out and rate it if you're so inclined "Two minutes. Four survivors. Get everyone out alive — or get looped back until you do." itch.io/jam/gmtk-2025/…

@five_one_two thats very kind, thank you

@mind_probiotic i quote this shit on the daily and to find out it has under 500 likes is criminal. you deserve justice brah

afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high me: nice afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high me: damn haha afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025 me: run that by me one more time afroman

[5 hitting on 6]: did it hurt when you fell from 7

@frogs4girls ?

@sabatonfan69 @yarissey you too? lmfao

@yarissey T for temple u go owls

Her front bottoms vinyl: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room Me sitting on her floor mattress the most desperate for pussy I’ve ever been: That’s like… hella romantic My dad at dinner: his college is expensive but it will be worth it

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

@drakk24 god damn those are some crazy numbers

@mind_probiotic hey man look at this

my opps just cloned me