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@JoeWeisenthalt Yay!

@skooookum Legendary linkup

@1cashtracker Wappy wirthday

@WillyBWrangler Ken Burns’ baseball series >>

Sex playlist? Nah we fuckin to the Count of Monte Cristo audiobook narrated by Bill Homewood

Hit that jump shot, then I hit my celly

@rgodlewicz Chill on me

You wish that was the case

Woman with world's greatest collection of ancient scrolls seeking man with world's greatest collection of ancient maps

@rhunterh That Polymarket ad with Rick Rubin actually made this attempt at reconciliation less clear to me

How are prediction market companies reconciling the regulatory messaging that prediction markets convey meaningful information about future events (ie price efficiency) with the marketing messaging that *you* can make money in them?

Eating your slop bowl in the restaurant during the workday is the NYC equivalent of eating lunch in your car

@1cashtracker Lmfao

So glad they extended fable access

@tolstoybb Wow I also have a Scorpio moon. Queen

@stwrawrbewry neat

Astrology lowkey isn't real but mine definitely is

@1cashtracker 👀

@skooookum @1cashtracker Lmfaoo

@1cashtracker Focus on starting a family

@Chadson But I’m there all the time!

The presence of the Holy Spirit cannot be felt in Whole Foods Market.

@1cashtracker Lmfao

He asked me what we were and I said well that’s context-dependent

@fmtownsmartey Happy birthday 🥳

its my birthday now so no one is allowed to be mad at me for tongue-in-cheek half serious observations

When I was a kid I used to fantasize about doing away with all verbal and written communication and just ringing a series of chimes to get my thoughts across to people, so I guess that’s what a post-literate society could look like